That. Is. Awesome.
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It's safe to say I get indoor pets about a gazillion less than I did before.
Am watching the body switch movie with Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds and...since I switched my dictionary to British English, movie's not a word now? Come on.
I'm watching the body switch film and it's kinda cute, but no one can body switch with me and be vaguely convincing without taking much time off. However, at that point it's trivial.
Dog shaming is made of win.
I'm writing a piece about an organization run by a Nancy Yancey.
Nancy Ann C. Yancey? If she waltzes at a formal ball she's fancy, dancey Nancy Ann C. Yancey! A friend and I came up with dozens of these one summer. I can't even begin to remember them all. They're more fun spoken out loud.
If she does it in a horse costume, she could be fancy dancy prancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy .
Dancing with her partner (in their own horse costume), she could be fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy.
If her first two plans fail, we will move on to fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy's Plan C.
If her first two plans fail, we will move on to fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy's Plan C.
Because "No, wait, this time it'll work!" is just what you want to hear from someone dancing around in a horse costume.
Is it possible for your uterus to fall out because of cramps? I rather stupidly forgot to bring my advil home with me last night and was fine until about 2:30 am. I got on the first bus I could and got to work about an hour ago, took advil, and lay on the floor. I was hoping to sleep before work, but no luck, because the cramps are still pretty bad. I am usually fine as long as I keep taking advil every four hours and don't allow them to break through, but now that it has happened. Grr.
I did remember that we have this new shower in the handicapped bathroom, so I just spent 20 minutes with hot water on my back and that was nice. Unfortunately a) I can't bring my computer in there and b) I had to maek do with paper towels. But the shower was lovely-- it had a seat and a hand held shower thingie. It seemed a little like the "private" showers we had for girls in middle school to shower in when they had their periods. Of course I never went in them because the popular girls just showered there and we showered in the open room, period or not.
Ok- advil finally kicking in! I will try to be more coherent than above.