oh Consuela. That's amazing.
I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Aug 22, 2012 6:29:17 pm PDT #19121 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
smonster - Aug 22, 2012 6:32:27 pm PDT #19122 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Dog Shaming. The perfect tumblr for anyone who's ever come home to find the dog got into the bathroom trash bin again...
Love. Forwarded immediately to my family.
Cashmere - Aug 22, 2012 6:50:46 pm PDT #19123 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
That. Is. Awesome.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2012 7:20:28 pm PDT #19124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's safe to say I get indoor pets about a gazillion less than I did before.
Am watching the body switch movie with Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds and...since I switched my dictionary to British English, movie's not a word now? Come on.
I'm watching the body switch film and it's kinda cute, but no one can body switch with me and be vaguely convincing without taking much time off. However, at that point it's trivial.
Pix - Aug 22, 2012 8:09:24 pm PDT #19125 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
Dog shaming is made of win.
aurelia - Aug 22, 2012 8:23:30 pm PDT #19126 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm writing a piece about an organization run by a Nancy Yancey.
Nancy Ann C. Yancey? If she waltzes at a formal ball she's fancy, dancey Nancy Ann C. Yancey! A friend and I came up with dozens of these one summer. I can't even begin to remember them all. They're more fun spoken out loud.
Scrappy - Aug 22, 2012 8:49:19 pm PDT #19127 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
If she does it in a horse costume, she could be fancy dancy prancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy .
billytea - Aug 22, 2012 8:54:39 pm PDT #19128 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Dancing with her partner (in their own horse costume), she could be fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy.
Polter-Cow - Aug 22, 2012 8:58:42 pm PDT #19129 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
If her first two plans fail, we will move on to fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy's Plan C.
billytea - Aug 22, 2012 9:23:51 pm PDT #19130 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
If her first two plans fail, we will move on to fancy dancy prancy romancy Nancy Ann C. Yancy's Plan C.
Because "No, wait, this time it'll work!" is just what you want to hear from someone dancing around in a horse costume.