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Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Aug 18, 2012 5:34:51 pm PDT #18651 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

First off, why is this funny?

The suffering of others is always funny! cf., Moe poking Larry in the eyes.


lisah - Aug 18, 2012 5:34:57 pm PDT #18652 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I swear one year for Christmas parade (first weekend in December) it was in the 80s. My friend and I made frozen margaritas and took them up in plastic cups to watch the parade.

Not that we can promise unseasonable warmth!


shrift - Aug 18, 2012 6:03:24 pm PDT #18653 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

First off, why is this funny?

It's a standard Midwestern hazing ritual practiced on anyone moving here from what we perceive to be a warmer climate.


Lee - Aug 18, 2012 6:05:19 pm PDT #18654 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

(Inspired by GoodStuff).

I want a mini-pig.

That's almost like having a dog, right?


Kat - Aug 18, 2012 6:06:06 pm PDT #18655 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It's been hovering around 100 for over two weeks. I'd like a spot of winter right now.

I'm pretty sick still... and having a cold in 100+ heat blows. Right now I'm on a Delsym in the PM, Mucinex in the morning kick. Not loving it.


Kat - Aug 18, 2012 6:07:16 pm PDT #18656 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I want a mini-pig.

I have been saying this for months. Desperately.

Have you seen this, Lee? [link] The downside is pigs are loud.


Zenkitty - Aug 18, 2012 6:08:05 pm PDT #18657 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

First off, why is this funny?

Misery loves company because misery finds company freaking hilarious.


shrift - Aug 18, 2012 6:10:24 pm PDT #18658 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I mean, mocking someone's ability to handle winter basically is the Midwestern version of cock swinging.


aurelia - Aug 18, 2012 6:10:28 pm PDT #18659 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

How big does a mini-pig get? I still think hooves and indoor pets are mutually exclusive.


Lee - Aug 18, 2012 6:18:37 pm PDT #18660 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

but maybe it could stay outside.