Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Aug 18, 2012 6:18:37 pm PDT #18660 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

but maybe it could stay outside.


Kat - Aug 18, 2012 6:23:35 pm PDT #18661 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

aurelia, 20-40 lbs.


beth b - Aug 18, 2012 6:29:48 pm PDT #18662 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you need a mini pig


DavidS - Aug 18, 2012 6:44:22 pm PDT #18663 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

JZ and Matilda met a woman with a mini-pig on a leash last week.

They said the pig was just like Babe.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2012 6:54:14 pm PDT #18664 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a standard Midwestern hazing ritual practiced on anyone moving here from what we perceive to be a warmer climate

It's cute aimed at someone moving there from Quebec. They did get kind of irritated by me not having moved right there, which, sorry to not suffer for you. Maybe next time.

I haven't actually laughed at anyone taking a winter in Montreal unless they started boasting first.

I'd like a mini pig. Those in the picture are small enough that I could get two of them in my oven at once.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2012 7:04:08 pm PDT #18665 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait--is wearing a tux to a lesbian wedding risky if you don't know what the brides are wearing? If I don't go with a black tux, is it still too too? Maybe? I have no idea if either of them are butch.

Britta is about to get her butt switched by Troy's Nana. This is so perfect.


DavidS - Aug 18, 2012 7:06:04 pm PDT #18666 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If I don't go with a black tux, is it still too too?

Usually only the wedding party would be in tuxes (male or female).

Don't want to outshine the stars.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2012 7:16:31 pm PDT #18667 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So guests just wear normal suits? I don't want a normal suit.


DavidS - Aug 18, 2012 7:22:54 pm PDT #18668 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So guests just wear normal suits? I don't want a normal suit.

I give you leave to wear an abnormal suit.

eta: Eh?!


Vortex - Aug 18, 2012 7:36:24 pm PDT #18669 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Wait--is wearing a tux to a lesbian wedding risky if you don't know what the brides are wearing? If I don't go with a black tux, is it still too too? Maybe? I have no idea if either of them are butch.

Tux jacket with short black skirt. Or long black skirt with a wicked slit.