I mean, mocking someone's ability to handle winter basically is the Midwestern version of cock swinging.
Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Aug 18, 2012 6:10:24 pm PDT #18658 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
aurelia - Aug 18, 2012 6:10:28 pm PDT #18659 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
How big does a mini-pig get? I still think hooves and indoor pets are mutually exclusive.
Lee - Aug 18, 2012 6:18:37 pm PDT #18660 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
but maybe it could stay outside.
Kat - Aug 18, 2012 6:23:35 pm PDT #18661 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
aurelia, 20-40 lbs.
beth b - Aug 18, 2012 6:29:48 pm PDT #18662 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
you need a mini pig
DavidS - Aug 18, 2012 6:44:22 pm PDT #18663 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ and Matilda met a woman with a mini-pig on a leash last week.
They said the pig was just like Babe.
§ ita § - Aug 18, 2012 6:54:14 pm PDT #18664 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a standard Midwestern hazing ritual practiced on anyone moving here from what we perceive to be a warmer climate
It's cute aimed at someone moving there from Quebec. They did get kind of irritated by me not having moved right there, which, sorry to not suffer for you. Maybe next time.
I haven't actually laughed at anyone taking a winter in Montreal unless they started boasting first.
I'd like a mini pig. Those in the picture are small enough that I could get two of them in my oven at once.
§ ita § - Aug 18, 2012 7:04:08 pm PDT #18665 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wait--is wearing a tux to a lesbian wedding risky if you don't know what the brides are wearing? If I don't go with a black tux, is it still too too? Maybe? I have no idea if either of them are butch.
Britta is about to get her butt switched by Troy's Nana. This is so perfect.
DavidS - Aug 18, 2012 7:06:04 pm PDT #18666 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If I don't go with a black tux, is it still too too?
Usually only the wedding party would be in tuxes (male or female).
Don't want to outshine the stars.
§ ita § - Aug 18, 2012 7:16:31 pm PDT #18667 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So guests just wear normal suits? I don't want a normal suit.