I can't store butter on the counter, as it melts and goes bad. My kitchen is that warm.
You need a butter bell.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Aug 09, 2012 10:37:29 am PDT #17614 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Lee - Aug 09, 2012 10:39:39 am PDT #17615 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I got invited to be one of the judge's for today's event in the ongoing "summer Olympics" the firm is having to amuse itself. The event:
Synchronized Swiveling:
1. Each team shall consist of 4 or more players, performing together in separate chairs.
2. Without leaving their swiveling chairs, each team performs a synchronized dance to the same music, the first 1 minute, 45 seconds of Eye of the Tiger.
Amy - Aug 09, 2012 10:40:49 am PDT #17616 of 30001
Because books.
the first 1 minute, 45 seconds of Eye of the Tiger.
Oh, I hope someone plays thigh guitar.
le nubian - Aug 09, 2012 10:42:07 am PDT #17617 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I hope there is video Lee
Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2012 10:42:55 am PDT #17618 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
This is a day. Nothing has gone wrong exactly, but nothing's going right either. My coworkers seem determined to screw up my stuff; I stupidly missed a deadline that alas affects someone else more than it does me; tomorrow is my BFF's birthday which I somehow failed to realize so I'm real glad for the one-day shipping option on Amazon but damn; my credit cards have crept back up to the max again; I've gained back 5 pounds of the 15 I lost earlier this year; and my sister's coming to spend the weekend and the house is a mess. The common denominator of all these problems is, of course, that I'm a useless mess lately. (Well, not the first one. That's not me.)
I'm gonna step away from the laptop, grab some lunch and maybe a nap, and try to recelibrate my brain and start over from Go.
Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2012 10:45:45 am PDT #17619 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Recelibrate?
I just wanna celibrate
Okay.
Lee - Aug 09, 2012 10:50:07 am PDT #17620 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I hope there is video Lee
Oh, I hope someone plays thigh guitar.
I just hope I don't count them down too much for not being Jensen [link]
Amy - Aug 09, 2012 10:51:30 am PDT #17621 of 30001
Because books.
Well, that's inevitable, of course.
Jesse - Aug 09, 2012 10:54:19 am PDT #17622 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I want to do synchronized swiveling!!
Instead, I told my coworker I wanted to write a paragraph about a thing she's working on, and she handed me a three-page draft summary AND A BOOK FOR REFERENCE. Um, OK. The five-minute conversation we just had will actually do me fine.
Burrell - Aug 09, 2012 10:59:39 am PDT #17623 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Lee wins at working from the office today!
I am a sloth today, I think I should go out and buy hair color. I need to redo my hair before school starts up again.