I got invited to be one of the judge's for today's event in the ongoing "summer Olympics" the firm is having to amuse itself. The event:

Synchronized Swiveling:

1. Each team shall consist of 4 or more players, performing together in separate chairs.

2. Without leaving their swiveling chairs, each team performs a synchronized dance to the same music, the first 1 minute, 45 seconds of Eye of the Tiger.

the first 1 minute, 45 seconds of Eye of the Tiger.

Oh, I hope someone plays thigh guitar.

I hope there is video Lee

This is a day. Nothing has gone wrong exactly, but nothing's going right either. My coworkers seem determined to screw up my stuff; I stupidly missed a deadline that alas affects someone else more than it does me; tomorrow is my BFF's birthday which I somehow failed to realize so I'm real glad for the one-day shipping option on Amazon but damn; my credit cards have crept back up to the max again; I've gained back 5 pounds of the 15 I lost earlier this year; and my sister's coming to spend the weekend and the house is a mess. The common denominator of all these problems is, of course, that I'm a useless mess lately. (Well, not the first one. That's not me.)

I'm gonna step away from the laptop, grab some lunch and maybe a nap, and try to recelibrate my brain and start over from Go.

Recelibrate?

I just wanna celibrate

Okay.

I hope there is video Lee

Oh, I hope someone plays thigh guitar.

I just hope I don't count them down too much for not being Jensen [link]

Well, that's inevitable, of course.

I want to do synchronized swiveling!!

Instead, I told my coworker I wanted to write a paragraph about a thing she's working on, and she handed me a three-page draft summary AND A BOOK FOR REFERENCE. Um, OK. The five-minute conversation we just had will actually do me fine.

Lee wins at working from the office today!

I am a sloth today, I think I should go out and buy hair color. I need to redo my hair before school starts up again.

Thanks, chrismg.