Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Aug 09, 2012 5:12:34 am PDT #17531 of 30001
Because books.

Happy birthday, Aims!


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2012 5:15:22 am PDT #17532 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies, Aims!


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2012 5:21:07 am PDT #17533 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Aims!!

I am dressed in the weakest Jamaican drag ever, Black jeans, yellow kameez, and green seaglas pendant. But it's the best I can do without busting out the actual Jamaican soccer team shirt. Which the office will not be excited about.

I do want Usain to win the race, but as long as we leave with one gold (two medals!) I'm happy.


Lee - Aug 09, 2012 5:25:46 am PDT #17534 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Aims!

Today is not my Friday, but I had Monday off, and hen next week I only work two days. YAY Summer and Scola visits!


billytea - Aug 09, 2012 5:29:04 am PDT #17535 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Today is my Friday too.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 09, 2012 5:36:21 am PDT #17536 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Happy Birthday Aims!

I have a vague memory of best friend's wife telling me that the full moon thing was just a myth, but she worked the ER in a trauma center back when. Maybe patients' state of mind ceases to factor in when they're being brought in unconscious by paramedics?


Nora Deirdre - Aug 09, 2012 5:44:08 am PDT #17537 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I remain tired and my work remains unwilling to pay me to stay home and sleep. I find this state of affairs incredibly irritating. Still, better than so many other situations.

GOD I KNOW, RIGHT? I have figured out that this is apparently all I want out of life.


Jesse - Aug 09, 2012 5:48:22 am PDT #17538 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Today is my Friday too.

Is it not everyone's Friday, where you are??


Nora Deirdre - Aug 09, 2012 5:50:56 am PDT #17539 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Also, Happy Birthday Aims!


Fred Pete - Aug 09, 2012 5:57:41 am PDT #17540 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Aims!