We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Aug 07, 2012 7:50:12 am PDT #17287 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My hair went from fairly straight to curly in my early thirties. No drinking or abstaining involved. I just got the hair I used to spend money to get.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 7:59:53 am PDT #17288 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I remember now that Tivo would sometimes warn you that something would get clipped

Yeah--if the show is scheduled honestly, it will handle the clipping of up to five minutes, and you can slide end times that far too without it cancelling the show being trimmed. And it will warn you when you look at what's set to record.


Steph L. - Aug 07, 2012 8:22:02 am PDT #17289 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, I know we're supposed to be working*, but Chatty!Co-worker just showed me the Ragu commercial where the kid walks in on his parents having sex, and I will NEVER stop laughing.

*(Right, posting online is also "not working." Semantics, y'all.)


msbelle - Aug 07, 2012 8:33:47 am PDT #17290 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I like this "not working" plan. I was going to take a 30 min break for lunch, but then I kept working (ordering lunches for later this week and putting in a staples order).

Annoying co-worker informed me that my lunch that I ate at my desk was too garlicy. um, sorry, not at all. Her hair is too yellow and her laugh is too cackley. I think she just hates that I eat at my desk almost every day. Why should she care? She also is mad at me for standing up for myself last week. That she just needs to get used to.

She also talks to herself while she works, reads aloud figures as she is doing data entry and reads aloud as she is proof-reading documents. come on. we sit in a hall, not even cubes.


Zenkitty - Aug 07, 2012 8:38:13 am PDT #17291 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

She also talks to herself while she works, reads aloud figures as she is doing data entry and reads aloud as she is proof-reading documents.

Can you order a ball gag from Staples?


le nubian - Aug 07, 2012 8:39:53 am PDT #17292 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think there is a red button for that.


msbelle - Aug 07, 2012 8:43:38 am PDT #17293 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

we would make the best spoof commercials.


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2012 8:54:00 am PDT #17294 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

21 years ago yesterday, the world's first website appeared:

First website ever created shows how far Web design has come | DVICE

The actual page: The World Wide Web project

The WorldWideWeb (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents.

Everything there is online about W3 is linked directly or indirectly to this document, including an executive summary of the project, Mailing lists , Policy , November's W3 news , Frequently Asked Questions .

The list of client (browser) and server software is fun: W3 Software

Most of the software is Unix. However, a pre-alpha browser for the Mac is available.


Zenkitty - Aug 07, 2012 8:59:34 am PDT #17295 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I wish we still called it W3. Trey-Dub!


sarameg - Aug 07, 2012 9:05:04 am PDT #17296 of 30001

Cell on speaker. Personal conversation. Loud talker. 5 story open stairwell. WHATTHEFUCK.