I remember now that Tivo would sometimes warn you that something would get clipped

Yeah--if the show is scheduled honestly, it will handle the clipping of up to five minutes, and you can slide end times that far too without it cancelling the show being trimmed. And it will warn you when you look at what's set to record.

Okay, I know we're supposed to be working*, but Chatty!Co-worker just showed me the Ragu commercial where the kid walks in on his parents having sex, and I will NEVER stop laughing.

*(Right, posting online is also "not working." Semantics, y'all.)

I like this "not working" plan. I was going to take a 30 min break for lunch, but then I kept working (ordering lunches for later this week and putting in a staples order).

Annoying co-worker informed me that my lunch that I ate at my desk was too garlicy. um, sorry, not at all. Her hair is too yellow and her laugh is too cackley. I think she just hates that I eat at my desk almost every day. Why should she care? She also is mad at me for standing up for myself last week. That she just needs to get used to.

She also talks to herself while she works, reads aloud figures as she is doing data entry and reads aloud as she is proof-reading documents. come on. we sit in a hall, not even cubes.

She also talks to herself while she works, reads aloud figures as she is doing data entry and reads aloud as she is proof-reading documents.

Can you order a ball gag from Staples?

I think there is a red button for that.

we would make the best spoof commercials.

21 years ago yesterday, the world's first website appeared:

First website ever created shows how far Web design has come | DVICE

The actual page: The World Wide Web project

The WorldWideWeb (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents.

Everything there is online about W3 is linked directly or indirectly to this document, including an executive summary of the project, Mailing lists , Policy , November's W3 news , Frequently Asked Questions .

The list of client (browser) and server software is fun: W3 Software

Most of the software is Unix. However, a pre-alpha browser for the Mac is available.

I wish we still called it W3. Trey-Dub!

Cell on speaker. Personal conversation. Loud talker. 5 story open stairwell. WHATTHEFUCK.

Ben said one of the kids at school who participates in Young Life asked him if he wanted to come to a meeting, and Ben told him he had plans with Satan that day.

Ha, that's awesome. Good on him.

So, I'm back at work today! It's weird. Feels like my old life again. Huh.