She also talks to herself while she works, reads aloud figures as she is doing data entry and reads aloud as she is proof-reading documents.
Can you order a ball gag from Staples?
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Aug 07, 2012 8:38:13 am PDT #17291 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
le nubian - Aug 07, 2012 8:39:53 am PDT #17292 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I think there is a red button for that.
msbelle - Aug 07, 2012 8:43:38 am PDT #17293 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
we would make the best spoof commercials.
tommyrot - Aug 07, 2012 8:54:00 am PDT #17294 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
21 years ago yesterday, the world's first website appeared:
First website ever created shows how far Web design has come | DVICE
The actual page: The World Wide Web project
The WorldWideWeb (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents.
Everything there is online about W3 is linked directly or indirectly to this document, including an executive summary of the project, Mailing lists , Policy , November's W3 news , Frequently Asked Questions .
The list of client (browser) and server software is fun: W3 Software
Most of the software is Unix. However, a pre-alpha browser for the Mac is available.
Zenkitty - Aug 07, 2012 8:59:34 am PDT #17295 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I wish we still called it W3. Trey-Dub!
sarameg - Aug 07, 2012 9:05:04 am PDT #17296 of 30001
Cell on speaker. Personal conversation. Loud talker. 5 story open stairwell. WHATTHEFUCK.
Kate P. - Aug 07, 2012 9:06:30 am PDT #17297 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ben said one of the kids at school who participates in Young Life asked him if he wanted to come to a meeting, and Ben told him he had plans with Satan that day.
Ha, that's awesome. Good on him.
So, I'm back at work today! It's weird. Feels like my old life again. Huh.
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 9:09:00 am PDT #17298 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The other business analyst in the group hasn't signed the NDA and he's sulky every time a topic comes up that I can't go into detail on. It's certainly not a reflection on the quality of our work--he never puts a foot wrong. It just involves my software, that's all. But he's taking it personally, especially since he's been tasked with managing the fallout of the error in my release two weeks ago. I haven't had to face the music on that one, and I'm not looking forward to it. But people are also discouraging me from asking the developer who said she'd verified the change what she had actually done, since she missed the fact we broke stuff.
Connie Neil - Aug 07, 2012 9:09:32 am PDT #17299 of 30001
brillig
Steph L. - Aug 07, 2012 9:11:11 am PDT #17300 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The WorldWideWeb (W3) is a wide-area hypermedia information retrieval initiative aiming to give universal access to a large universe of documents.
They misspelled "...aiming to give universal access to a large universe of CAT PICTURES."