Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 06, 2012 8:55:43 am PDT #17111 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just cook them dry in a hot skillet.

Disclosure: 90% of the time I cook hotdogs, they are sliced in preparation for being added to Kraft mac and cheese.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 06, 2012 8:56:07 am PDT #17112 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have never cooked a hot dog, because I hate them. My grandmother baked them until they looked like burnt shriveled old man fingers.


Amy - Aug 06, 2012 8:56:08 am PDT #17113 of 30001
Because books.

I like them boiled, but S. and my dad always fry them, cut open. And sometimes grill them, I guess, in the summer.

To all of America's crazy people: Can we stop random shootings for awhile?

Seriously.


Scrappy - Aug 06, 2012 8:56:27 am PDT #17114 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Thank you darling Buffistas for the birthday wishes!


Cashmere - Aug 06, 2012 8:58:22 am PDT #17115 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm going to try the thyroid mess first. Then see what happens from there.


Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2012 9:01:49 am PDT #17116 of 30001
brillig

Boiled, with steamed buns.

Om nom nom.

With cheese is a given. In something made with cheese is also canonically appropriate.


Ginger - Aug 06, 2012 9:03:38 am PDT #17117 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have never cooked a hot dog, because I hate them. My grandmother baked them until they looked like burnt shriveled old man fingers.

I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but my grandmother would boil hot dogs (Note to the spirit of my grandmother: hot dogs come already cooked.) and put them on buns right after breakfast for us to eat at lunch. Weeks of cold hot dogs on wet buns pretty much ruined hot dogs for me.


Jessica - Aug 06, 2012 9:05:14 am PDT #17118 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I cook hot dogs in the toaster oven on Broil.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2012 9:14:21 am PDT #17119 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is the term frying dependent on there being grease in the pan? It is, right? Then you hot dog friers are disgusting people, who should be heavily penalised for your willful perversions. Ideally you grill/broil it, but you can also heat it in a frying pan of the non stick variety, but no grease.

Boiling is a last resort, but frying is no resort whatsoever.

Full disclosure would indicate I should point out I don't like hotdogs. Still, my opinions should bear weight, because they are correct nonetheless.


Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2012 9:16:38 am PDT #17120 of 30001
hwæt

Is the term frying dependent on there being grease in the pan?

Some things, like bacon, make their own grease.