Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Aug 06, 2012 9:01:49 am PDT #17116 of 30001
brillig

Boiled, with steamed buns.

Om nom nom.

With cheese is a given. In something made with cheese is also canonically appropriate.


Ginger - Aug 06, 2012 9:03:38 am PDT #17117 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have never cooked a hot dog, because I hate them. My grandmother baked them until they looked like burnt shriveled old man fingers.

I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but my grandmother would boil hot dogs (Note to the spirit of my grandmother: hot dogs come already cooked.) and put them on buns right after breakfast for us to eat at lunch. Weeks of cold hot dogs on wet buns pretty much ruined hot dogs for me.


Jessica - Aug 06, 2012 9:05:14 am PDT #17118 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I cook hot dogs in the toaster oven on Broil.


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2012 9:14:21 am PDT #17119 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is the term frying dependent on there being grease in the pan? It is, right? Then you hot dog friers are disgusting people, who should be heavily penalised for your willful perversions. Ideally you grill/broil it, but you can also heat it in a frying pan of the non stick variety, but no grease.

Boiling is a last resort, but frying is no resort whatsoever.

Full disclosure would indicate I should point out I don't like hotdogs. Still, my opinions should bear weight, because they are correct nonetheless.


Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2012 9:16:38 am PDT #17120 of 30001
hwæt

Is the term frying dependent on there being grease in the pan?

Some things, like bacon, make their own grease.


Jesse - Aug 06, 2012 9:16:58 am PDT #17121 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I was little, I would take a cold hot dog for lunch. No bun, I think? Maybe I invented low-carb! (Also maybe I had goldfish crackers on the side.)


Jesse - Aug 06, 2012 9:17:24 am PDT #17122 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hot dogs are excellent cooked in butter! But it's not necessary, really.


Amy - Aug 06, 2012 9:18:29 am PDT #17123 of 30001
Because books.

I'm suddenly craving cut up hot dogs in Spaghettios.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 06, 2012 9:19:51 am PDT #17124 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I used to boil hot dogs, until I first tasted bratwurst and switched to grilling that instead.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 06, 2012 9:23:39 am PDT #17125 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Mom used to cook the dogs dry in a cast-iron skillet, but she'd also throw buttered buns in the pan, so there was some additional grease. Noms, though (as far as hot dogs are noms - I enjoy them, but only so much).

For mac & cheese I'd much rather use kielbasa or something similar than hot dogs.