Fancy! I always have to tell the dispatcher and then the driver as well.

For some reason the app says if I put in a message, it doesn't go to the dispatcher. But 50% of the time, they can't find the ER, so I call to complain, and the dispatcher reads back the message. It's not sensical.

How is Gob so pathetic? And, so help me god, the father twin confusion reminds me of Candy. Did anyone here read that porn book? Where Candy sleeps with her uncle and then her brain damaged father or something? It's been a while since I raided someone's porn collection and read it.

Unsurprisingly, not easy to google for a refresher. However, wikipedia comes to the rescue: [link]

You ought to be able to copy and paste pages from Preview on the Mac, Lee.

I know, but it seems to be glitching on me.

I saw a film version of Candy once, but I must admit it made zero sense to me.

Acccckkkk. I just discovered that a guy I know and like (he is CJ's best friend's dad) is a birther. He really believes Obama was born in Kenya. I'm just....I knew we had different political leanings but I'm totally gobsmacked. Up until today I would have described him as a very intelligent man. I'm trying so hard not to engage the crazy.

Clearly, the AD quote I should use is "I know what an erection feels like."

Little Britain isn't as appalling after the whole series to date, but Rita is still ick, no matter what the rationale behind her character.

serial:

I saw a film version of Candy once, but I must admit it made zero sense to me.

The book doesn't hold together that well either--it hinges on every man but one needing to sleep with her (including family), and her sleeping with them almost unknowingly.

Loki just emerged from the cabinet he's been in for 2 hours. Knocking all sorts of stuff out in the process. I guess I have more dishes to do (it was a dish cabinet. Oh, and I do wash stuff before I use it from those because I know his proclivities.)

The taxi question was regarding a hypothesis I read that said, men give the destination at the window and then get in the cab, and women get in the cab and then give the destination. Everyone I know, male and female, gives the destination after we get in, but I just saw a man on tv do the talk at the window thing. So. I think it is not true.

carefully places new toaster on the shelf

Toaster oven!

I don't know how to punctuate that to imply the right inflection....

carefully places new toaster on the shelf

Does this mean we get Nestra and shrift Community fic soon?