A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Aug 01, 2012 6:47:46 am PDT #16291 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Waterpiks could be non-flosser's friend(I am the worst flosser ever, cutting my gums and all kinds of junk.) My gums aren't *good* yet, but they are a lot better now...well between Water-pik and Scary, Thorough, Russian Hygienist.


Amy - Aug 01, 2012 7:16:32 am PDT #16292 of 30001
Because books.

Penguin power walk.


§ ita § - Aug 01, 2012 7:23:23 am PDT #16293 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't you think that it's a bit...not done to express confusion or disagreement at not having the same job title/ranking as the person you're talking to? I mean, I get what he's saying but...not everything has to be said out loud to everyone.

And just because he's not senior like me doesn't mean he's junior. He's just...middle.

I have a peculiar symptom in my bathroom. Which sounds like this is going to be way grosser than it is. But...after I use the shower and have the lights switched on, there's a dripping/clicking noise in the light fixture. If the lights are off, it's silent, and it doesn't start until after I shower.

It's going to explode and electrocute me in the middle of a shower, isn't it?


Amy - Aug 01, 2012 7:29:26 am PDT #16294 of 30001
Because books.

I don't know -- when the roof was leaking last summer, we had water pouring out of a light switch in the kitchen, and nothing ever happened. Not that I didn't freak out about it, but the landlord is an electrician, and he didn't seem concerned.


§ ita § - Aug 01, 2012 7:32:04 am PDT #16295 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Water+electricity=death!

I watch TV. I know these things.

Just like air bubble+IV=death.

Oh, right. Never mind.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2012 7:39:02 am PDT #16296 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, it won't explodiate you probably, but it sounds like a leak, for sure. Remember when I had the upstairs neighbor (also a renter) who did his own plumbing? Good times.

These fuckers at the new apartment are a really PITA. I had to go to two different offices to sign the lease and pick up the keys, and I wasn't supposed to be able to get the keys until 1! But they were there. But seriously: lease signing between 10 and 2 in location, key pickup between 1 and 4 in a different one? That's fucked up. But they did give me a gift back with some Mrs. Meyer's cleaning solution and hand soap as well as toilet paper and a mug, so that's nice?

Also I will not mention that when the lease-signing lady was flipping through the umpteenth document, it said something about no pets. My broker assured me the cat was fine, and the lady pointed out many things in the various documents, but not that, so I'm going to believe it's fine.

Deep breaths.

Luckily, my 1pm got cancelled.


§ ita § - Aug 01, 2012 7:42:06 am PDT #16297 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know it's a leak, because it was leaking. And I told the maintenance guy and the building manager this, but all they've witnessed is the clicking, so they're not doing anything.

I'm not sure why we need to wait until more water is pouring from the ceiling, but it's not actually my ceiling, so I'll let it go.


Consuela - Aug 01, 2012 7:53:21 am PDT #16298 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Amy, I love that picture of the penguins. Can't you just hear the swelling music?


Amy - Aug 01, 2012 7:57:33 am PDT #16299 of 30001
Because books.

Can't you just hear the swelling music?

Exactly. And the hair! Or whatever. Like it's blowing in the wind! Penguins are awesome.

I'm not sure why we need to wait until more water is pouring from the ceiling, but it's not actually my ceiling, so I'll let it go.

This is pretty much my stance now, even though I'm secretly terrified the house is going to go up in an electrical fire. But ... not my house, so as long as we're not in it ... ?


Jesse - Aug 01, 2012 8:03:47 am PDT #16300 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I know it's a leak, because it was leaking.

Oh right.

I'm not sure why we need to wait until more water is pouring from the ceiling, but it's not actually my ceiling, so I'll let it go.

Yeah, that will be a huge PITA when your ceiling falls down.