Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 01, 2012 5:31:12 am PDT #16284 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh thank goodness. I got this crazy notice from my current landlord about the moveout procedures for 9/1.... except of course I'm moving now and not 9/1. It also has all this shit about inspections and cleaning and bullshit, but I say fuckem. I'm not expecting a security deposit back anyway, so I am certainly not mopping after I move out. Anyway, the guy in the office said it was just a mistake about 9/1, and I'm good to go. In short: fuck them.

Now to sign my new lease.


Nilly - Aug 01, 2012 5:39:37 am PDT #16285 of 30001
Swouncing

Skipping and poking head because, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Shir's birthday.

Happy birthday, Shir! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!

Also, IIRC, it's Sheryl and her DH's anniversary, so lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year together to the both of them!


msbelle - Aug 01, 2012 5:50:28 am PDT #16286 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am in a good mood today. please mark your calendars.


Connie Neil - Aug 01, 2012 6:05:03 am PDT #16287 of 30001
brillig

Good lord, grown women in another section of my office are saying "Oh, you didn't wear a skirt! Everyone but me was wearing a skirt, and I was all worried!" Now they're discussing leg shaving.


Pix - Aug 01, 2012 6:11:22 am PDT #16288 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

It's good you all are talking about the dentist. I haven't been in three years due to an insurance snafu, and I really need to do that. It's just so hard to find a good dentist who take my crappy DHMO plan.


Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2012 6:18:10 am PDT #16289 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Shir!

Happy Anniversary, Sheryl and DH!


§ ita § - Aug 01, 2012 6:45:38 am PDT #16290 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have just been given a "list all the applications that..." task, and I have no freaking idea where to start or who to ask. Problem is, I know who not to ask, and that's a bit intimidating.


erikaj - Aug 01, 2012 6:47:46 am PDT #16291 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Waterpiks could be non-flosser's friend(I am the worst flosser ever, cutting my gums and all kinds of junk.) My gums aren't *good* yet, but they are a lot better now...well between Water-pik and Scary, Thorough, Russian Hygienist.


Amy - Aug 01, 2012 7:16:32 am PDT #16292 of 30001
Because books.

Penguin power walk.


§ ita § - Aug 01, 2012 7:23:23 am PDT #16293 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't you think that it's a bit...not done to express confusion or disagreement at not having the same job title/ranking as the person you're talking to? I mean, I get what he's saying but...not everything has to be said out loud to everyone.

And just because he's not senior like me doesn't mean he's junior. He's just...middle.

I have a peculiar symptom in my bathroom. Which sounds like this is going to be way grosser than it is. But...after I use the shower and have the lights switched on, there's a dripping/clicking noise in the light fixture. If the lights are off, it's silent, and it doesn't start until after I shower.

It's going to explode and electrocute me in the middle of a shower, isn't it?