I am in a good mood today. please mark your calendars.

Good lord, grown women in another section of my office are saying "Oh, you didn't wear a skirt! Everyone but me was wearing a skirt, and I was all worried!" Now they're discussing leg shaving.

It's good you all are talking about the dentist. I haven't been in three years due to an insurance snafu, and I really need to do that. It's just so hard to find a good dentist who take my crappy DHMO plan.

Happy Birthday, Shir!

Happy Anniversary, Sheryl and DH!

I have just been given a "list all the applications that..." task, and I have no freaking idea where to start or who to ask. Problem is, I know who not to ask, and that's a bit intimidating.

Waterpiks could be non-flosser's friend(I am the worst flosser ever, cutting my gums and all kinds of junk.) My gums aren't *good* yet, but they are a lot better now...well between Water-pik and Scary, Thorough, Russian Hygienist.

Penguin power walk.

Don't you think that it's a bit...not done to express confusion or disagreement at not having the same job title/ranking as the person you're talking to? I mean, I get what he's saying but...not everything has to be said out loud to everyone.

And just because he's not senior like me doesn't mean he's junior. He's just...middle.

I have a peculiar symptom in my bathroom. Which sounds like this is going to be way grosser than it is. But...after I use the shower and have the lights switched on, there's a dripping/clicking noise in the light fixture. If the lights are off, it's silent, and it doesn't start until after I shower.

It's going to explode and electrocute me in the middle of a shower, isn't it?

I don't know -- when the roof was leaking last summer, we had water pouring out of a light switch in the kitchen, and nothing ever happened. Not that I didn't freak out about it, but the landlord is an electrician, and he didn't seem concerned.

Water+electricity=death!

I watch TV. I know these things.

Just like air bubble+IV=death.

Oh, right. Never mind.