How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?
That should be fine.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 25, 2012 10:17:13 am PDT #15416 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Atropa - Jul 25, 2012 10:22:58 am PDT #15417 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm not allowed to take a baseball bat to work. ::sulk::
I get away with the croquet mallet on my desk because it is pink and black and so darn whimsical! ::maniacal laugh::
Steph L. - Jul 25, 2012 10:25:07 am PDT #15418 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I get away with the croquet mallet on my desk because it is pink and black and so darn whimsical!
Maybe Hulk fists will be as good as a baseball bat...
Cass - Jul 25, 2012 10:31:08 am PDT #15419 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?
I totally support this.
I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.
Atropa - Jul 25, 2012 10:32:14 am PDT #15420 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.
You are!
Lee - Jul 25, 2012 10:37:04 am PDT #15421 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.
By people who've met you?
Runs away
Cass - Jul 25, 2012 10:41:34 am PDT #15422 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
By people who've met you?
Probably not even by people who have only heard mention of me.
aurelia - Jul 25, 2012 10:42:37 am PDT #15423 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I’m the goddamn Batmanatee: [link]
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking something when I got to the Wonder Woman one.
(That's why when people in tornado country go, "But you have earthquakes!", I still feel like we come out ahead on balance).
At least with a tornado there is some indication that one could be coming and it is possible to take shelter from one.
How about intimidation?
Have you tried hissing at them? With the fangs that should be pretty intimidating.
Strix - Jul 25, 2012 10:44:39 am PDT #15424 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Parenting WIN: Kiddo had MASSIVE nosebleed last night at midnight. Like, abattoiresque, but I had him laughing and it's fine.
Parenting FAIL: I stayed up REALLY late editing, and kiddo went out to check the mail and LOCKED SELF OUT. And I couldn't hear him because I was upstairs asleep (edited till 4 am) and he was outside for 3 hours and the neighbors had to call the police to get Dan's number. I feel like SHIT about it. There's a house key kidden, but he couldn't find it and I am the WORST MOST EVIL STEPMOM EVER. DH had to come home early, and I was still zonked.
I feel SO BAD. But kiddo is cheerful about it and gave me hugs" "It's ok! Nothing bad happened! It's all right...Can I have pancakes now?"
HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK.
Please tell me this is NOT the worst parenting FAIL any Buffistas have done. I feel AWFUL.
Atropa - Jul 25, 2012 10:46:53 am PDT #15425 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Have you tried hissing at them? With the fangs that should be pretty intimidating.
Oooh! That's a good suggestion, thank you.