Mal ,'Safe'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Someone's eating something so peppery it's making my eyes water, and they're not line of sight. The fuck? How can their stomachs take that, when mine, over here, can't?
Okay, I gotta go grab lunch and then come back and catch up on the required reading.
Quick, someone remind me that threatening violence against the UI development team is probably frowned upon by HR. Overnight surprise UI changes to things that I was documenting make me full of rage, go figure.
This pit bull named Betty White is cracking me up: [link]
No violence in the workplace, Jilli.
Jilli, repeat the mantra I just posted over in Bitches...
I will not throttle engineer. I will not throttle engineer. I will not throttle engineer...
Substitute appropriately for engineer, repeat as needed.
No violence in the workplace, Jilli.
How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?
Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?
I'm not allowed to take a baseball bat to work. ::sulk::
How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?
That should be fine.
I'm not allowed to take a baseball bat to work. ::sulk::
I get away with the croquet mallet on my desk because it is pink and black and so darn whimsical! ::maniacal laugh::
I get away with the croquet mallet on my desk because it is pink and black and so darn whimsical!
Maybe Hulk fists will be as good as a baseball bat...