I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 25, 2012 10:03:14 am PDT #15411 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This pit bull named Betty White is cracking me up: [link]


Jesse - Jul 25, 2012 10:07:15 am PDT #15412 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No violence in the workplace, Jilli.


EpicTangent - Jul 25, 2012 10:09:14 am PDT #15413 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Jilli, repeat the mantra I just posted over in Bitches...

I will not throttle engineer. I will not throttle engineer. I will not throttle engineer...

Substitute appropriately for engineer, repeat as needed.


Atropa - Jul 25, 2012 10:14:00 am PDT #15414 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

No violence in the workplace, Jilli.

How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?


Steph L. - Jul 25, 2012 10:15:11 am PDT #15415 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?

I'm not allowed to take a baseball bat to work. ::sulk::


Jesse - Jul 25, 2012 10:17:13 am PDT #15416 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?

That should be fine.


Atropa - Jul 25, 2012 10:22:58 am PDT #15417 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm not allowed to take a baseball bat to work. ::sulk::

I get away with the croquet mallet on my desk because it is pink and black and so darn whimsical! ::maniacal laugh::


Steph L. - Jul 25, 2012 10:25:07 am PDT #15418 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I get away with the croquet mallet on my desk because it is pink and black and so darn whimsical!

Maybe Hulk fists will be as good as a baseball bat...


Cass - Jul 25, 2012 10:31:08 am PDT #15419 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

How about intimidation? Is that okay? Standing there wearing my fangs and casually holding a croquet mallet?

I totally support this.

I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.


Atropa - Jul 25, 2012 10:32:14 am PDT #15420 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.

You are!