He's just being gorgeous again, and I'm beginning to get suspicious. It doesn't seem right.

I was talking about TV shows on USA with my new coworker. He's male, has a girlfriend, and I presume straight from the way he said that even he had to admit that Matt Bomer was impossibly attractive. My response was basically, "This is a true fact."

I have food now. Tofu and eggplant, and fried rice. Food makes things slightly better.

Bomer's gorgeousness is deeply suspicious. And yet, I might be willing to let him get away with whatever he's pulling.

I have to do a sign language review of this play. I think I'm going to end up fingerspelling "gender essentialist" and "heteronormative."

I'm not going to lie, I would love to see the signs for those two concepts.

I'm eating half a cantaloupe and have an ear of sweet corn roasting in the oven which I shall slather with butter and garlic.

If I get hungry later, I have a choice of leftover curry, a vat of homemade garlic cilantro hummus and an epic amount of cucumber, or chocolate strawberry gelato.

I think I could fake something for "gender essentialist" out of "men do this, women do that, and they're always different," but I don't think I know enough signs to figure out "heteronormative."

I can't work out the minimum number of plants Russell Brand needed to make that episode of BrandX work. Does he need all the volunteers to be plants--2 porn actresses, 1 potential BJ receiver, and 1 prude? By the end it seems clear that he's wrapping either his comedy in commentary-lite or his commentary-lite in comedy, with porn all over--I can't work out which he's using to sell which. Still, he's consistently amusing to me, and he likes big words--they're cute on him.

Heteronormative seems to be a fairly recent coining, so I could see if it's not an easy sign.

When a different nurse came in to give me my third dose, I told him I'd been having girl times with the other nurse (I know he's straight--he's talked to me about his girlfriend before) so I told him that clearing the bar involved drooling over Chris Evans, and he seemed pretty okay with it.

A good nurse is a giver, you know?

How polyglottish are real "secret" agents? I watch Nikita and Covert Affairs, and they speak all the languages all the time. Come on, guys, use a phrasebook a little more often, willya?

It has also occurred to me that if I watch all of Arrested Development before the 12th, that will be a good gift for her. And the shirts should totally say something AD-related. The first cousin on the guest list is her AD-buddy. Yikes. I'm gonna have to focus on that.

Yeah, when I get overwhelmed with the Jensen Ackles, I think..."But Bomer..." and the world is just crazy.

There is something in the water in Texas, for sure.