I have food now. Tofu and eggplant, and fried rice. Food makes things slightly better.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Bomer's gorgeousness is deeply suspicious. And yet, I might be willing to let him get away with whatever he's pulling.
I have to do a sign language review of this play. I think I'm going to end up fingerspelling "gender essentialist" and "heteronormative."
I'm not going to lie, I would love to see the signs for those two concepts.
I'm eating half a cantaloupe and have an ear of sweet corn roasting in the oven which I shall slather with butter and garlic.
If I get hungry later, I have a choice of leftover curry, a vat of homemade garlic cilantro hummus and an epic amount of cucumber, or chocolate strawberry gelato.
I think I could fake something for "gender essentialist" out of "men do this, women do that, and they're always different," but I don't think I know enough signs to figure out "heteronormative."
I can't work out the minimum number of plants Russell Brand needed to make that episode of BrandX work. Does he need all the volunteers to be plants--2 porn actresses, 1 potential BJ receiver, and 1 prude? By the end it seems clear that he's wrapping either his comedy in commentary-lite or his commentary-lite in comedy, with porn all over--I can't work out which he's using to sell which. Still, he's consistently amusing to me, and he likes big words--they're cute on him.
Heteronormative seems to be a fairly recent coining, so I could see if it's not an easy sign.
When a different nurse came in to give me my third dose, I told him I'd been having girl times with the other nurse (I know he's straight--he's talked to me about his girlfriend before) so I told him that clearing the bar involved drooling over Chris Evans, and he seemed pretty okay with it.
A good nurse is a giver, you know?
How polyglottish are real "secret" agents? I watch Nikita and Covert Affairs, and they speak all the languages all the time. Come on, guys, use a phrasebook a little more often, willya?
It has also occurred to me that if I watch all of Arrested Development before the 12th, that will be a good gift for her. And the shirts should totally say something AD-related. The first cousin on the guest list is her AD-buddy. Yikes. I'm gonna have to focus on that.
Yeah, when I get overwhelmed with the Jensen Ackles, I think..."But Bomer..." and the world is just crazy.
There is something in the water in Texas, for sure.
JARED PADALECKI.
But then I remind myself Texas is really big, and they're probably still really far apart, and many of them come to LA anyway. So I should just go to Urth Caffe and order a bottomless pot of tea.
Excellent. AD is on Instant Queue. Because I am squatting on these discs like a crazy person. The Drive disc doesn't work! I don't have any other Blu Ray players....what am I expecting to happen, exactly?
I'm going through my quote collection and setting up my sig file (random choice) for the email app on the new computer--are quotes in your email tags still a thing? My sister usually goes political. I'm usually comedy. I like an email client that wll randomly select though.