I've never regularly worn a watch. Knowing why I can't wear half my earrings will make clearing out my jewelry boxes easier;
it's not gonna change, Self, so just get rid of them.
I ought to have my ears re-pierced; it's been years since I wore earrings and now I can't get them in at all.
I think the metal that turns your skin green is copper, Hil. I have that same problem, too, yay. My BFF says I can solve it by painting the side that touches my skin with clear nail polish, but I can't be arsed.
Have never been in a bouncy castle.
I've been, and for an adult, bouncy castles are as hard on your dignity as your joints.
We have a small bouncy house that my kids LOVE. I have to admit, it's sort of fun for adults, too.
We won our bout in Appleton yesterday.
You are a BADASS.
Also, I am going to buy that foam roller you recommended because my fat ass actually smooshed my Target-bought foam roller into more of an oval and less of a circle. I'm both proud and disturbed at what my ass can do.
I'm cheap and don't want to spend $40 on a foam roller, but my current misshapen one has helped so much that it's worth it to upgrade. And it's cheaper than chiropractic appointments at $50 a visit.
I used to have a leather-band watch where the leather went all the way around and the watch face sat on top of it
I had one of those but the stem still irritated me. I sometimes have trouble with the buttons on pants, too. It's very annoying.
The roller really is worth it, Teppy. I adore mine.
Oh dear. I've lost the laser mousie toy. The cats are getting restless.
Yeah, if Kat hasn't lit her backyard on fire, then I haven't been privy. My relatives are still all pretty much Jamaican middle class.
I will ask my friend Cathy to make homemade marshmallows for smores for my birthday if that means you might come to the party, ita. I know I live otherside of the planet far now though.
Oh man. I am fucking tired.
I'd like it explained to me how it's possible that I have walked 22,000 steps today? 8 miles?! What?
Also, new house = no more person hired to clean our house. Which is very fine. Our house is tiny and yet it still takes me two days to get all the floors mopped because I don't have that much energy in time periods where my children are asleep. So I usually get the kitchen and the bathroom done first and then the next day, I can get the hardwood in the rest of the house cleaned and oiled.
The issue, of course, is that it means the floors are never all clean because clean kitchen and bathroom floors last less than a day. Last week, I mopped the bathroom and less than an hour later some fool-headed child missed the toilet. ARGH.
The upside to lots of the housekeeping we've been doing is the cooking. For breakfast, I made poached eggs over salami and polenta. For dinner it was BBQ chicken with fried spinach-quinoa cakes.
My friend Pablo and his wife just had a baby yesterday who they named Louisiana Brett Clarke. Would you guess male or female?
