So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jul 15, 2012 6:45:29 pm PDT #14136 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I used to have a leather-band watch where the leather went all the way around and the watch face sat on top of it

I had one of those but the stem still irritated me. I sometimes have trouble with the buttons on pants, too. It's very annoying.


Cashmere - Jul 15, 2012 6:48:17 pm PDT #14137 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The roller really is worth it, Teppy. I adore mine.


Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2012 7:00:16 pm PDT #14138 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh dear. I've lost the laser mousie toy. The cats are getting restless.


Kat - Jul 15, 2012 7:21:58 pm PDT #14139 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yeah, if Kat hasn't lit her backyard on fire, then I haven't been privy. My relatives are still all pretty much Jamaican middle class.

I will ask my friend Cathy to make homemade marshmallows for smores for my birthday if that means you might come to the party, ita. I know I live otherside of the planet far now though.

Oh man. I am fucking tired.

I'd like it explained to me how it's possible that I have walked 22,000 steps today? 8 miles?! What?

Also, new house = no more person hired to clean our house. Which is very fine. Our house is tiny and yet it still takes me two days to get all the floors mopped because I don't have that much energy in time periods where my children are asleep. So I usually get the kitchen and the bathroom done first and then the next day, I can get the hardwood in the rest of the house cleaned and oiled.

The issue, of course, is that it means the floors are never all clean because clean kitchen and bathroom floors last less than a day. Last week, I mopped the bathroom and less than an hour later some fool-headed child missed the toilet. ARGH.

The upside to lots of the housekeeping we've been doing is the cooking. For breakfast, I made poached eggs over salami and polenta. For dinner it was BBQ chicken with fried spinach-quinoa cakes.


Kat - Jul 15, 2012 7:24:16 pm PDT #14140 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My friend Pablo and his wife just had a baby yesterday who they named Louisiana Brett Clarke. Would you guess male or female?


Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2012 7:27:07 pm PDT #14141 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

female


Kat - Jul 15, 2012 7:28:19 pm PDT #14142 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

(I'm asking because I didn't ask Pablo and I'm genuinely not sure. He sent a photo and they definitely had a baby, but when swaddled, still gender indeterminate).


billytea - Jul 15, 2012 7:29:20 pm PDT #14143 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'd guess female too.


le nubian - Jul 15, 2012 7:31:38 pm PDT #14144 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

well, Louisiana is a female version of Louis, so on that basis alone, I would say a girl baby.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 7:36:59 pm PDT #14145 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like how you stipulate that it was a (presumably human) baby. Well, Brett Butler was a chick, and Clarke has an e on the end? Totally fem.

But I like names that don't say much and leave it up to the person.

I promised myself I'd eat just the one chocolate bar before bed. But there's this dark chocolate and bacon one right here too...

When's your birthday, again, Kat?

And, unrelatedly, no answer on the swing set question? No one true way?

Ah, fuck it. I'ma have some more chocolate.