One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jul 15, 2012 7:21:58 pm PDT #14139 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yeah, if Kat hasn't lit her backyard on fire, then I haven't been privy. My relatives are still all pretty much Jamaican middle class.

I will ask my friend Cathy to make homemade marshmallows for smores for my birthday if that means you might come to the party, ita. I know I live otherside of the planet far now though.

Oh man. I am fucking tired.

I'd like it explained to me how it's possible that I have walked 22,000 steps today? 8 miles?! What?

Also, new house = no more person hired to clean our house. Which is very fine. Our house is tiny and yet it still takes me two days to get all the floors mopped because I don't have that much energy in time periods where my children are asleep. So I usually get the kitchen and the bathroom done first and then the next day, I can get the hardwood in the rest of the house cleaned and oiled.

The issue, of course, is that it means the floors are never all clean because clean kitchen and bathroom floors last less than a day. Last week, I mopped the bathroom and less than an hour later some fool-headed child missed the toilet. ARGH.

The upside to lots of the housekeeping we've been doing is the cooking. For breakfast, I made poached eggs over salami and polenta. For dinner it was BBQ chicken with fried spinach-quinoa cakes.


Kat - Jul 15, 2012 7:24:16 pm PDT #14140 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

My friend Pablo and his wife just had a baby yesterday who they named Louisiana Brett Clarke. Would you guess male or female?


Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2012 7:27:07 pm PDT #14141 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

female


Kat - Jul 15, 2012 7:28:19 pm PDT #14142 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

(I'm asking because I didn't ask Pablo and I'm genuinely not sure. He sent a photo and they definitely had a baby, but when swaddled, still gender indeterminate).


billytea - Jul 15, 2012 7:29:20 pm PDT #14143 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'd guess female too.


le nubian - Jul 15, 2012 7:31:38 pm PDT #14144 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

well, Louisiana is a female version of Louis, so on that basis alone, I would say a girl baby.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 7:36:59 pm PDT #14145 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like how you stipulate that it was a (presumably human) baby. Well, Brett Butler was a chick, and Clarke has an e on the end? Totally fem.

But I like names that don't say much and leave it up to the person.

I promised myself I'd eat just the one chocolate bar before bed. But there's this dark chocolate and bacon one right here too...

When's your birthday, again, Kat?

And, unrelatedly, no answer on the swing set question? No one true way?

Ah, fuck it. I'ma have some more chocolate.


Cashmere - Jul 15, 2012 7:37:49 pm PDT #14146 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I would not hazard a guess on gender.


bon bon - Jul 15, 2012 7:47:31 pm PDT #14147 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

__Ana? Says girl to me.

I've had a fireplace over a year and have yet to have cooked anything via it (it's gas anyway, and it's the wrong season right now. But for ita, smores that she will find inexplicably disgusting at a time of her choosing!)

I sometimes wish I could plug into bob bob's brain. I should have taken more philosophy classes. My ability to formulate a reasonable argument is often so lacking, and I think when I spot it in others, I'm actually going apeshit on myself in a lot of ways.

Bob Bob is not here right now, otherwise I would get him to say this. But I will tell you the following, not because it is flattering but rather because of perspective: he tells all his classes (with whom he wins lots of arguments) that I'm better at arguing that he is. Which I think you've known me long enough to be unimpressed by, and you're right. I don't know anyone who regularly wins arguments, because context is so important. He was at a Kant conference last week where people he felt inferior to kept arguing that running ruins your knees. I gave him studies. He cited studies! But Robert Pippin [link] said, "well, I have me and five other runners who would disagree with that" and I said this morning in the car, "well didn't you say that the plural of anecdote is not data?" and no. But nonetheless, even top philosophers are prone to acting completely contrary to their training. Winning arguments is impossible.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 8:09:21 pm PDT #14148 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is this the Pablo I would have met?

Mm. That was a good choice, with the chocolate. Unless it stops me from sleeping, which I don't think....I mean, you drink hot chocolate before sleeping, right? Why don't I know this? I'm su[posed to have sleep hygeine down pat.