God, Liese, I just don't even know. People suck.
Ouch, brenda. Nothing like kitty puncture wounds for fun.
Thank you for the fun facts about kangaroo penii.
Pottermore is making me feel very stupid. How the hell do you put objects in your trunk (by which I don't mean porn)? Do I need to whitefont that?
If you run your cursor over the scene you'll find that some items get a purple halo and a pop-up window appears offering to let you take the object, smonster. I think the first one is
the alarm clock in Chapter 2.
But I haven't played around long enough to know what do with the items later. They do seem a rather random bunch of objects so far.
My house should really be cleaner, but whatever. I might have had houseguests next weekend, but now I won't, so as usual, it's just me. And the floor only looks bad with dust and cat hair in the morning when the sun slants in....
Oh brenda, I hope that didn't hurt too much, because then I feel really guilty about laughing.
Only my pride.
And hers, I guess, but she wasn't on a conference call.
Not having done more housework is not a thing that I regret in life. Okay, maybe a little more. (The carpet really oughtn't be crunchy, age-25 self.) But not keeping my house all shiny Mrs.-Cleaver clean is not ever going to be something I regret.
In related news, Allegra seems to work really well. And it hasn't made me sleepy. So, thanks to whomever suggested it.
I have a houseguest this weekend. This guy: [link] But I'm not so worried about cleaning.
(ETA: I have no idea if anyone can see that pic or not. Is there a way to link directly to a post? Fucking Facebook. )
It's not just animals that can be freaky:
A flower that smells like poop and resembles vagina dentata
The Hydnora's spherical flower grows on the roots of other plants and strongly resembles the graboids from Tremors. This strange plant has a putrid pollination tactic. It emits the scent of feces to attract nearby dung beetles. And do you see those tooth-like structures on the plant? Those aren't for eating the insects — it's quite the opposite, in fact.