We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Apr 17, 2012 1:40:39 pm PDT #1400 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have a houseguest this weekend. This guy: [link] But I'm not so worried about cleaning.

(ETA: I have no idea if anyone can see that pic or not. Is there a way to link directly to a post? Fucking Facebook. )


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 1:40:40 pm PDT #1401 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's not just animals that can be freaky:

A flower that smells like poop and resembles vagina dentata

The Hydnora's spherical flower grows on the roots of other plants and strongly resembles the graboids from Tremors. This strange plant has a putrid pollination tactic. It emits the scent of feces to attract nearby dung beetles. And do you see those tooth-like structures on the plant? Those aren't for eating the insects — it's quite the opposite, in fact.


Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 1:57:36 pm PDT #1402 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have a houseguest this weekend. This guy:

I see him! Cute doggie!

A flower that smells like poop and resembles vagina dentata

Well, that made my day.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 2:08:05 pm PDT #1403 of 30001
brillig

What was that website that showed various colors that go together? It had pictures and broke down the colors that were in the pictures.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 17, 2012 2:15:02 pm PDT #1404 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

puppy!!!!!


Liese S. - Apr 17, 2012 2:29:35 pm PDT #1405 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

My puppy is on my lap as I'm typing. Apparently he would like some dinner, and apparently notifying me of this by placing a sad puppy head in my lap is insufficient, so now there is a sad entire puppy on my lap.

Now he wants to type.z bnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


DavidS - Apr 17, 2012 2:30:38 pm PDT #1406 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This guy: [link]

What a sweet face.


Lee - Apr 17, 2012 2:36:06 pm PDT #1407 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

PUPPY

I made it through another review cycle and got a raise. I'm a little more excited about the first part,but the second part isn't bad.


beekaytee - Apr 17, 2012 2:39:25 pm PDT #1408 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

What an adorable pooch. He looks like a cousin to Cagney. Stubbitude Unite!


smonster - Apr 17, 2012 2:42:27 pm PDT #1409 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aww, what a sweet doggie.

What was that website that showed various colors that go together? It had pictures and broke down the colors that were in the pictures.

Design Seeds? [link]