Oh brenda, I hope that didn't hurt too much, because then I feel really guilty about laughing.
Only my pride.
And hers, I guess, but she wasn't on a conference call.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh brenda, I hope that didn't hurt too much, because then I feel really guilty about laughing.
Only my pride.
And hers, I guess, but she wasn't on a conference call.
oops
Not having done more housework is not a thing that I regret in life. Okay, maybe a little more. (The carpet really oughtn't be crunchy, age-25 self.) But not keeping my house all shiny Mrs.-Cleaver clean is not ever going to be something I regret.
In related news, Allegra seems to work really well. And it hasn't made me sleepy. So, thanks to whomever suggested it.
I have a houseguest this weekend. This guy: [link] But I'm not so worried about cleaning.
(ETA: I have no idea if anyone can see that pic or not. Is there a way to link directly to a post? Fucking Facebook. )
It's not just animals that can be freaky:
A flower that smells like poop and resembles vagina dentata
The Hydnora's spherical flower grows on the roots of other plants and strongly resembles the graboids from Tremors. This strange plant has a putrid pollination tactic. It emits the scent of feces to attract nearby dung beetles. And do you see those tooth-like structures on the plant? Those aren't for eating the insects — it's quite the opposite, in fact.
I have a houseguest this weekend. This guy:
I see him! Cute doggie!
A flower that smells like poop and resembles vagina dentata
Well, that made my day.
What was that website that showed various colors that go together? It had pictures and broke down the colors that were in the pictures.
puppy!!!!!
My puppy is on my lap as I'm typing. Apparently he would like some dinner, and apparently notifying me of this by placing a sad puppy head in my lap is insufficient, so now there is a sad entire puppy on my lap.
Now he wants to type.z bnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn