My house was so clean when I was hiring cleaning people. I want them back! *sob* But I can't justify the expense, at least until I pay off these stupid credit cards. So my house is dusty and dirty because I am a lazy slob. I try to keep it clean, really. If for "try" you read "think about it a lot, really hard".
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 11:51:58 am PDT #1381 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2012 11:52:28 am PDT #1382 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I've given up on the cat hair.
Oh my god, the pet hair. If we would sweep every day, it would be more or less under control (other than the furniture), but, well, we aren't going to sweep every day. So.
I try to keep it clean, really. If for "try" you read "think about it a lot, really hard".
I can think about cleaning all day! I am really, really good at it.
Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 11:53:12 am PDT #1383 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
ROOMBA. I'm regretting getting rid of mine.
Allyson - Apr 17, 2012 12:17:13 pm PDT #1384 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I need to get out more, you guys.
erikaj - Apr 17, 2012 12:21:36 pm PDT #1385 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I feel ya, Allyson.
sumi - Apr 17, 2012 12:23:39 pm PDT #1386 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Is the War on Easter the Second Front to the War on Christmas?
billytea - Apr 17, 2012 12:25:03 pm PDT #1387 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Well, since male marsupials frequently have two-pronged penises...the ones on the sides, I presume.
This is true. The middle one is for birth.
Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 12:32:49 pm PDT #1388 of 30001
brillig
Evolution is a whacky thing.
Alternately, Australia is where the angels dumped all the things God created when He was drunk.
edit: 'Cause, really, those spiders? Nothing any being sober would consider.
brenda m - Apr 17, 2012 12:53:20 pm PDT #1389 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tips for working from home:
Try to make sure your phone is on mute before you accidentally sit on the cat.
Burrell - Apr 17, 2012 1:02:38 pm PDT #1390 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh brenda, I hope that didn't hurt too much, because then I feel really guilty about laughing.