We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 17, 2012 9:40:20 am PDT #1358 of 30001
Because books.

Oh god, Sue.

I can't even believe the "ah-so". I mean, I believe it happened, I just don't understand it. What the fuck, people?


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:41:04 am PDT #1359 of 30001
brillig

Nothing surprises me anymore. It saddens me, but it does not surprise me.

Though a KKKer honestly going to the aid of a black person, or such, would surprise me. Come on, world! Surprise me!


Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 9:42:59 am PDT #1360 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

More and more, I want to hide in my house and never come out.


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 9:45:07 am PDT #1361 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And now for something completely different:

Kangaroos have three vaginas


DavidS - Apr 17, 2012 9:46:38 am PDT #1362 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kangaroos have three vaginas

Kangaroo porn must be difficult to shoot.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:47:19 am PDT #1363 of 30001
brillig

Thanks, Hec, I so needed the requisite dialogue your statement instigated.


Ginger - Apr 17, 2012 9:51:37 am PDT #1364 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think I learned that from Billytea at some point, but what I don't understand is how they choose which vagina is in service.


Toddson - Apr 17, 2012 9:53:37 am PDT #1365 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Three vaginas - no waiting?


Liese S. - Apr 17, 2012 9:54:56 am PDT #1366 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, quit playing the race card, Liese!

I'M SORRY! I KEEP BEING THE WRONG DAMN RACE! IN PUBLIC, EVEN!


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 9:56:55 am PDT #1367 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I learned that from Billytea at some point, but what I don't understand is how they choose which vagina is in service.

Well, since male marsupials frequently have two-pronged penises...the ones on the sides, I presume.