River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 17, 2012 9:40:20 am PDT #1358 of 30001
Because books.

Oh god, Sue.

I can't even believe the "ah-so". I mean, I believe it happened, I just don't understand it. What the fuck, people?


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:41:04 am PDT #1359 of 30001
brillig

Nothing surprises me anymore. It saddens me, but it does not surprise me.

Though a KKKer honestly going to the aid of a black person, or such, would surprise me. Come on, world! Surprise me!


Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 9:42:59 am PDT #1360 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

More and more, I want to hide in my house and never come out.


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 9:45:07 am PDT #1361 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And now for something completely different:

Kangaroos have three vaginas


DavidS - Apr 17, 2012 9:46:38 am PDT #1362 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kangaroos have three vaginas

Kangaroo porn must be difficult to shoot.


Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:47:19 am PDT #1363 of 30001
brillig

Thanks, Hec, I so needed the requisite dialogue your statement instigated.


Ginger - Apr 17, 2012 9:51:37 am PDT #1364 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think I learned that from Billytea at some point, but what I don't understand is how they choose which vagina is in service.


Toddson - Apr 17, 2012 9:53:37 am PDT #1365 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Three vaginas - no waiting?


Liese S. - Apr 17, 2012 9:54:56 am PDT #1366 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, quit playing the race card, Liese!

I'M SORRY! I KEEP BEING THE WRONG DAMN RACE! IN PUBLIC, EVEN!


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 9:56:55 am PDT #1367 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I learned that from Billytea at some point, but what I don't understand is how they choose which vagina is in service.

Well, since male marsupials frequently have two-pronged penises...the ones on the sides, I presume.