Three vaginas - no waiting?
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Apr 17, 2012 9:53:37 am PDT #1365 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Liese S. - Apr 17, 2012 9:54:56 am PDT #1366 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, quit playing the race card, Liese!
I'M SORRY! I KEEP BEING THE WRONG DAMN RACE! IN PUBLIC, EVEN!
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 9:56:55 am PDT #1367 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I think I learned that from Billytea at some point, but what I don't understand is how they choose which vagina is in service.
Well, since male marsupials frequently have two-pronged penises...the ones on the sides, I presume.
Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:58:02 am PDT #1368 of 30001
brillig
One would hate to get one's penii crossed.
Consuela - Apr 17, 2012 10:03:21 am PDT #1369 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
OMG Eeyore. I sent him two permit applications three weeks ago for signature. He didn't do it, and in fact went on vacation for a week without doing it. I couldn't get his sub to sign them either.
He finally comes back, I send him them AGAIN, please sign these, and he says the other name on the signature block is wrong, it shouldn't be the contractor and I need to get them changed.
ARGH.
erikaj - Apr 17, 2012 10:10:40 am PDT #1370 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I just gave Too Much to Charity, Sue.(damn webpages with their pre-highlighted amounts) At least, tell me my kind-hearted stupidity makes you feel better, especially since I'm chickenshit to get it back. I mean, I want to be generous, and I have it, kinda, but not really part of my plan. Not having it here makes me feel like an asshole...getting it back? Also, asshole. Don't you love moments like that? No good deed goes unpunished. Chuck D could be very perceptive about the leaders here, at the very least,and a distressing amount of the rank-and file, so yes, there are people I hate for existing, but I can't imagine formalizing that sentiment.
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2012 10:41:20 am PDT #1371 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Rich middle-aged Christian heterosexual white guys are the only people left who have to deal with prejudice and bigotry!
Because it's so harrrrrrrd for them to just get the sex and money they're entitled to! And the women keep leaving the kitchen and trying to learn things! And the gays! They keep being gay! It's so harrrrrrrrd for the old rich Christian straight white dudez!
Jesse - Apr 17, 2012 10:49:16 am PDT #1372 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Don't get me started on the War on Easter!
Erika, I think it's totally fair to ask for it back, if you clicked the wrong number -- the good news is, you'll be dealing with a tech or admin type who probably doesn't actually care that much, you know?
Burrell - Apr 17, 2012 11:05:23 am PDT #1373 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
but what I don't understand is how they choose which vagina is in service.
Well, since male marsupials frequently have two-pronged penises...the ones on the sides, I presume.
Nature continues to astonish me in all the ways it defies the claim that only missionary position sex is natural.
erikaj - Apr 17, 2012 11:15:59 am PDT #1374 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Ok, Jesse. I asked. I won't, like, be sitting in the dark if it doesn't happen, but I guess I'm the reason computers are so "Are you sure?" crazy. But ordering the wrong size t-shirt online is much less awkward. But I can't be acting like Oprah...."You get birth control! Everyone here gets birth control!"