Happy Birthday Sheryl!
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Apr 17, 2012 9:32:37 am PDT #1354 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2012 9:36:34 am PDT #1355 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
apparently I'm hallucinating the stuff that happens just to me all the fucking time,
I think it has something to do with the liberal media? Or some sort of race card?
DavidS - Apr 17, 2012 9:38:15 am PDT #1356 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Or some sort of race card?
Yeah, quit playing the race card, Liese! Trumping everybody with your...raciality.
Sue - Apr 17, 2012 9:39:09 am PDT #1357 of 30001
hip deep in pie
As soon as my waitress seated me and walked back to the (open) kitchen, a chorus of "Ah-so"'s erupted.
Holy fuck.
A gay man was beaten to death outside a club last night in town, by a guy described as "grossly psychotic with a history of aggressive impulsivity and unpredictability. who was on unescorted leave from the mental hospital.
I do not feel great about today or humanity.
Amy - Apr 17, 2012 9:40:20 am PDT #1358 of 30001
Because books.
Oh god, Sue.
I can't even believe the "ah-so". I mean, I believe it happened, I just don't understand it. What the fuck, people?
Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:41:04 am PDT #1359 of 30001
brillig
Nothing surprises me anymore. It saddens me, but it does not surprise me.
Though a KKKer honestly going to the aid of a black person, or such, would surprise me. Come on, world! Surprise me!
Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 9:42:59 am PDT #1360 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
More and more, I want to hide in my house and never come out.
tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 9:45:07 am PDT #1361 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Apr 17, 2012 9:46:38 am PDT #1362 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Kangaroos have three vaginas
Kangaroo porn must be difficult to shoot.
Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2012 9:47:19 am PDT #1363 of 30001
brillig
Thanks, Hec, I so needed the requisite dialogue your statement instigated.