Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 17, 2012 7:33:58 am PDT #1318 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Happy birthday, Sheryl!

I'm supposed to give blood today but all I know is it's somewhere in this building. Erg.


hippocampus - Apr 17, 2012 7:43:42 am PDT #1319 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

My sister's plumbing bill will be about 17K.

ugh. Which sister (yours)/cousin (mine)?

eta: relationship clarity


Sparky1 - Apr 17, 2012 7:49:03 am PDT #1320 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

G, Sox.


Amy - Apr 17, 2012 7:52:38 am PDT #1321 of 30001
Because books.

Sparky, what happened? That's a hell of a lot of repair work.

Happy birthday, Sheryl!


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 7:57:08 am PDT #1322 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Sheryl!


Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 8:11:00 am PDT #1323 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is Gmail down for anyone else? All my other Google services seem to be working...


le nubian - Apr 17, 2012 8:11:26 am PDT #1324 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, Jessica, I concur. What an asshole. I do get irritated with sniffling sometimes (just blow your nose!), but if it was constant, I do have headphones with noise reduction.

I would NOT accuse someone of having allergies just to irritate me. Like WTF? Ugh.


amych - Apr 17, 2012 8:15:17 am PDT #1325 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gmail is down for a major shitton of people, from what I can tell from my twitter feed.

Given that today's to-do list looks like:

  • updates from client (document in gmail)
  • sort out photo licensing drama with client (in gmail)
  • respond to interview thingie that pains me a lot but will bring excellent publicity (questions in gmail)
  • proposal for new lead (rfp is in gmail)
  • while offline, sort through list of crap needed for refi (but the list of what I need is ... yeah)

I'm calling it an uplanned vacation day? So yay?


JZ - Apr 17, 2012 8:19:38 am PDT #1326 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Jessica, ugh. That's giving me shitty co-worker flashbacks (I filed too loudly, blew my nose too loudly, sniffled too loudly when I didn't blow my nose, ate tortilla chips too loudly, sneezed too loudly, breathed too loudly, and was racist against white people because I mentioned that McCain's demeanor during one of the presidential debates reminded me of my grandfather after one of his minor strokes).

I'm vibing very, very hard for your officemate and my ex-co-worker to somehow find themselves trapped in an elevator together during a blackout. The inevitable result will leave all the rest of us better off, though the cleanup afterward will likely be a little messy.


Amy - Apr 17, 2012 8:29:11 am PDT #1327 of 30001
Because books.

Gmail's down for me, too. Shit.