Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.

'Never Leave Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 17, 2012 6:26:23 am PDT #1308 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It makes me so nervous when I see people encouraging their kids to feed the swans and Canada geese in the park by hand (I mean getting right up close to them, not just tossing bread into the water) - those birds are mean motherfuckers.

Why are people idiots??


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 6:26:39 am PDT #1309 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seeing TILDA STARDUST made me want to go to my bunk. But that was not an option as I was on the train.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2012 6:31:00 am PDT #1310 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.

FACT.

My son the gay polygamist! I'm so proud.

Aww! He's got lots of love to give, that's awesome.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:33:09 am PDT #1311 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Between TILDA STARDUST and Baby Monkey Going Backwards On A Pig, I'm not sure the internet can handle any more awesome.


shrift - Apr 17, 2012 6:39:53 am PDT #1312 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

There were Canada geese hanging out on the lakefront path I take this weekend, and I was shocked when those mofos just drank from a puddle and didn't attack as I walked by.


Atropa - Apr 17, 2012 6:56:57 am PDT #1313 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.

Ginger says it best.

I suppose I should give Claritin another try, because I'd like to breathe again. I just remember last time it made me feel REALLY GODDAMN AWAKE HI THERE. Which, now that I think about it, would not be a bad thing with the new job.


DavidS - Apr 17, 2012 7:04:05 am PDT #1314 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just remember last time it made me feel REALLY GODDAMN AWAKE HI THERE.

Maybe because your brain was getting a normal amount of oxygen?


Sparky1 - Apr 17, 2012 7:06:09 am PDT #1315 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Try the Singulair allergy sufferers! I now have next to no symptoms, and DC is covered in pollen. I was miserable a week ago.

My sister's plumbing bill will be about 17K. That does not include the clean up (they've removed two walls). Apparently, homeowners insurance doesn't cover this sort of thing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 17, 2012 7:28:21 am PDT #1316 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Sheryl!


Tom Scola - Apr 17, 2012 7:28:58 am PDT #1317 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Happy Birthday, Sheryl!!