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Consuela - Apr 17, 2012 6:21:37 am PDT #1302 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole

And Ginger will always be awesome.

Swans, however, are not awesome. The ones at my alma mater would hunt down the baby ducklings in the campus pond every spring. Nasty buggers, swans.

I bought a bright blue sheath dress on sale on Sunday, and I wore it today with black tights/shoes and a black cardigan. I feel overdressed. Ah, well.

Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:22:51 am PDT #1303 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Moving on! Dylan told me yesterday that after he marries his friend Alejandro, he's also going to marry his friend Django because he wants to be married to three people. My son the gay polygamist! I'm so proud.

Burrell - Apr 17, 2012 6:23:56 am PDT #1304 of 30001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday Sheryl!

And Jessica, my sympathies on both the sniffling nose and asshole officemate front. Maybe this is a perfect excuse to work from home today? (I know I know, if only...!)

Meanwhile, I registered for Pottermore this morning

I am so excited about the possibilities there, although right now work is occupying me so that I haven't been able to play on the site. We should really start friending each other. I am very envious of my daughter's name, she got SpellQueen! I didn't get any cool options like SpellQueen.

Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:24:03 am PDT #1305 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It makes me so nervous when I see people encouraging their kids to feed the swans and Canada geese in the park by hand (I mean getting right up close to them, not just tossing bread into the water) - those birds are mean motherfuckers.

Amy - Apr 17, 2012 6:24:33 am PDT #1306 of 30001

Because books.

Dylan is adorable.

I wore it today with black tights/shoes and a black cardigan

Sounds very pretty!

I need to do something other than fuck around on Pottermore all day.

Burrell - Apr 17, 2012 6:25:44 am PDT #1307 of 30001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh I also want to thank Tom for alerting me to the existence of TILDA STARDUST -- too too fabulous!

Jesse - Apr 17, 2012 6:26:23 am PDT #1308 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It makes me so nervous when I see people encouraging their kids to feed the swans and Canada geese in the park by hand (I mean getting right up close to them, not just tossing bread into the water) - those birds are mean motherfuckers.

Why are people idiots??

tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 6:26:39 am PDT #1309 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seeing TILDA STARDUST made me want to go to my bunk. But that was not an option as I was on the train.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2012 6:31:00 am PDT #1310 of 30001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.

FACT.

My son the gay polygamist! I'm so proud.

Aww! He's got lots of love to give, that's awesome.

Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:33:09 am PDT #1311 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Between TILDA STARDUST and Baby Monkey Going Backwards On A Pig, I'm not sure the internet can handle any more awesome.

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