Moving on! Dylan told me yesterday that after he marries his friend Alejandro, he's also going to marry his friend Django because he wants to be married to three people. My son the gay polygamist! I'm so proud.
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:22:51 am PDT #1303 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Burrell - Apr 17, 2012 6:23:56 am PDT #1304 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Happy birthday Sheryl!
And Jessica, my sympathies on both the sniffling nose and asshole officemate front. Maybe this is a perfect excuse to work from home today? (I know I know, if only...!)
Meanwhile, I registered for Pottermore this morning
I am so excited about the possibilities there, although right now work is occupying me so that I haven't been able to play on the site. We should really start friending each other. I am very envious of my daughter's name, she got SpellQueen! I didn't get any cool options like SpellQueen.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:24:03 am PDT #1305 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It makes me so nervous when I see people encouraging their kids to feed the swans and Canada geese in the park by hand (I mean getting right up close to them, not just tossing bread into the water) - those birds are mean motherfuckers.
Amy - Apr 17, 2012 6:24:33 am PDT #1306 of 30001
Because books.
Dylan is adorable.
I wore it today with black tights/shoes and a black cardigan
Sounds very pretty!
I need to do something other than fuck around on Pottermore all day.
Burrell - Apr 17, 2012 6:25:44 am PDT #1307 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh I also want to thank Tom for alerting me to the existence of TILDA STARDUST -- too too fabulous!
Jesse - Apr 17, 2012 6:26:23 am PDT #1308 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It makes me so nervous when I see people encouraging their kids to feed the swans and Canada geese in the park by hand (I mean getting right up close to them, not just tossing bread into the water) - those birds are mean motherfuckers.
Why are people idiots??
tommyrot - Apr 17, 2012 6:26:39 am PDT #1309 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Seeing TILDA STARDUST made me want to go to my bunk. But that was not an option as I was on the train.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 17, 2012 6:31:00 am PDT #1310 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Allergy season will end, but you will still be an asshole.
FACT.
My son the gay polygamist! I'm so proud.
Aww! He's got lots of love to give, that's awesome.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2012 6:33:09 am PDT #1311 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Between TILDA STARDUST and Baby Monkey Going Backwards On A Pig, I'm not sure the internet can handle any more awesome.
shrift - Apr 17, 2012 6:39:53 am PDT #1312 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
There were Canada geese hanging out on the lakefront path I take this weekend, and I was shocked when those mofos just drank from a puddle and didn't attack as I walked by.