Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 06, 2012 5:36:42 am PDT #12966 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I think I might fall asleep, I'm so relieved.


le nubian - Jul 06, 2012 5:37:06 am PDT #12967 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jesse,

that's like a bonus on top of a bonus on a bonus.


DavidS - Jul 06, 2012 5:37:31 am PDT #12968 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's awesome, Jesse!


tommyrot - Jul 06, 2012 5:40:50 am PDT #12969 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay Jesse!


hippocampus - Jul 06, 2012 5:41:15 am PDT #12970 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Awesome news, Jesse!

woke up at 4:30 because DH was snoring. not enough coffee in the world.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 06, 2012 5:45:19 am PDT #12971 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

WooHoo Jesse!


Kat - Jul 06, 2012 5:48:05 am PDT #12972 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Is this the student-free apartment building, Jesse?


amyth - Jul 06, 2012 5:52:08 am PDT #12973 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Yay Jesse!


Steph L. - Jul 06, 2012 6:00:43 am PDT #12974 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Jesse, that's awesome!

So, we're still in this heat wave where the news people on TV are warning us to not go outside lest we burst into flame. Today's high? 102. Tomorrow's high? 104. And tomorrow is the gigantic Tim's family reunion, where they try to kill me by having it outdoors.

Reprieve! The organizers sent out an e-mail last night saying that due to the risk of people bursting into flame, the reunion location is being moved to the air-conditioned convocation center of some local church. I'm glad they got some damn sense in their heads about this.

(Relatedly, I hate that it's this hot and Tim works in an un-air-conditioned warehouse. It's not like the horror stories one hears about working for Amazon; his boss is diligent about making sure they take lots of breaks and drink gatorade by the bucketful, but still -- it's a damn un-air-conditioned warehouse and today's high is going to be 102. That doesn't exactly thrill me.)


Jessica - Jul 06, 2012 6:02:27 am PDT #12975 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The organizers sent out an e-mail last night saying that due to the risk of people bursting into flame, the reunion location is being moved to the air-conditioned convocation center of some local church.

Huzzah for common sense!

I was about to suggest you borrow Jilli's trick of lining your corset with ice packs, but it sounds like that won't be necessary.