You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jun 27, 2012 5:51:39 am PDT #11429 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I really thought this was settled.


Calli - Jun 27, 2012 5:56:38 am PDT #11430 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, JZ!


DavidS - Jun 27, 2012 5:59:02 am PDT #11431 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Super-scary Colorado pictures: [link]

Whoa.

Apocalyptic.

In JZ's Birthday News, I have fed her coffee twice and just deposited a bundled daughter into her lap. We've moved on to songs by Prince and Jonathan Richman and Morrissey can't be far off (what a trinity).


Jesse - Jun 27, 2012 6:13:21 am PDT #11432 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, so I finally got my second eShakti dress (this one), and it's like a quarter-inch too small. I am 5-10 lbs higher than I'd like to be, so do I just keep it? I can't decide! I would never buy it in a store the way things are right now, but I'd have to pay to mail it back.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2012 6:14:21 am PDT #11433 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday JZ! May it be filled with cupcakes!

msbelle is on fire this morning. Someone book that act in a comedy club. I hear they are sorely in need of actual talent.


le nubian - Jun 27, 2012 6:16:33 am PDT #11434 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Greetings folks! I did a threadsuck and caught up.

sending out general coping vibes and flame retardant vibes where appropriate.

A brief update: I am certain I am in Hell. I think I'm in the elevator that stops between the 5th circle of hell (Anger) and the 7th (Violence). And then goes back again. I am trying to find a rental home, and I have 4 days to do it, while trying to finish an academic paper by the July 1 deadline, and I'm just all around dealing with periodic assholery.

It is so frightening how few homes we have seen suit our purposes. This feels like extreme goldilocks: too dirty, too big, too small, neighborhood is sketchy, too far away from work, getting stood up by realtors. We have two possibilities right now (neither of which is ideal) and we are resting our hopes on a secret property that only the realtor knows about that we will see later today.

I visit my new work and have most of my office keys but before we leave town (and mind you, we still don't have a place to live), I need to decide how I want my office set up, what second course I'll be teaching this fall (though I asked for a syllabus of the proposed course last week so I could review it in time), and my new boss wants to press me on some details regarding an optional service assignment.

I do not have the mindspace to deal with all this shit. I really don't. I'm about ready to say fuck it to everything and get a house-sized tent with a full kitchen and granite countertops at Walmarts (don't tell me the Weasley tent is not real and not sold at Walmarts. I'm counting on that as a backup plan).


msbelle - Jun 27, 2012 6:19:55 am PDT #11435 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

omg that dress is so cute. did you find someone for the other dress? My belly has gotten so big I think I am in long gypsy skirts and loose t-shirts for the rest of the summer.

ah Burrell, thanks. I am work avoidant and tired, so pretty silly today.


sumi - Jun 27, 2012 6:21:02 am PDT #11436 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Yikes, le nubian - as my friend S. says - it's like you're trying to fit 50 lbs of shit in a 10 lb bag.

Jesse - cute dress. I have no idea. Obviously, hanging in your closet it would take up space and is the cost of mailing it really more than the amt you'd get back from the store?


Typo Boy - Jun 27, 2012 6:21:56 am PDT #11437 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Happy Birthday JZ.

And damn,Le Nubian.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2012 6:25:40 am PDT #11438 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That dress is cute Jesse, but not sure what I'd advise. I had a cute skort once, theoretically, except when I put it on I look like a sausage stuffed into tennis togs. I think I wore it like twice, with a long shirt over it to hide the sausagey parts, before I finally decided to donate it.

In other online shopping news, I bought clothes for Hawaii! On sale even! Board shorts and matching bikini top, plus a rash guard. So I'll be dressed for the beach but still covered up.