You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jun 25, 2012 9:48:49 pm PDT #11213 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Good luck, Daisy! Come on out, India and meet your folks. They are awesome!

Olivia has never said she hated me. She has, however suggested that she might like to select a new, better mom. I told her, "good luck with that."


SuziQ - Jun 25, 2012 9:57:33 pm PDT #11214 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Why, oh why am I awake? Suzi needs sleep.

She has, however suggested that she might like to select a new, better mom.

A friend's daughter used to make statements like this. Then mom told her that Walmart is where you go to pick out your new mom. That ended those threats but ever since, Walmart is referred to as the "New Mommy Store" in their household.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2012 4:13:44 am PDT #11215 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG how did I live this long without the concept of Mall Ninja?

I love that the page had a link explaining "broscience" which is my other new favorite term.


Aims - Jun 26, 2012 4:22:07 am PDT #11216 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline yells "I hate you!" at Joe and I when she's pissed about something. Usually we say, "Nice try." or "That's ok, I love you." which infuriates her to no end.


Jesse - Jun 26, 2012 5:18:19 am PDT #11217 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Why, oh why am I awake? Suzi needs sleep.

I just have to say how annoyed and also in denial I am about the fact that I'm not a good sleeper anymore. Still nothing close to insomnia, but I used to be a FANTASTIC sleeper! Now I wake up all the damn time! I'm annoyed. And also sleepy.


Ginger - Jun 26, 2012 5:48:56 am PDT #11218 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Penguins in sweaters (or jumpers, if you're in New Zealand) [link]


Sue - Jun 26, 2012 5:59:11 am PDT #11219 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I am totally sluggish today. It doesn't help that we're encased in fog. I can barely see the building across the street from us. It feels like the whole internet is sluggish.

Sigh. I will go back to answering tedious questions from clients.


Ginger - Jun 26, 2012 6:22:17 am PDT #11220 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why are there no posts?
Since penguins in sweaters failed
I have got nothing.


msbelle - Jun 26, 2012 6:22:52 am PDT #11221 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

So tired. mac, also so tired, thus the refusing to get moving this morning, the then refusal to get out of the car and go into camp. He is now asleep in an office at my work (the person is out on business today) and I am trying to calm the fuck down, because I seriously want to wail on him.

After being out just Friday and Monday I have to catch up on all the things. Almost 100 emails.


Amy - Jun 26, 2012 6:27:52 am PDT #11222 of 30001
Because books.

Ginger, you've always got haiku.

I'm sorry, msbelle. That's a crappy start to the day.