Why are there no posts?
Since penguins in sweaters failed
I have got nothing.
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Jun 26, 2012 6:22:17 am PDT #11220 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
msbelle - Jun 26, 2012 6:22:52 am PDT #11221 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
So tired. mac, also so tired, thus the refusing to get moving this morning, the then refusal to get out of the car and go into camp. He is now asleep in an office at my work (the person is out on business today) and I am trying to calm the fuck down, because I seriously want to wail on him.
After being out just Friday and Monday I have to catch up on all the things. Almost 100 emails.
Amy - Jun 26, 2012 6:27:52 am PDT #11222 of 30001
Because books.
Ginger, you've always got haiku.
I'm sorry, msbelle. That's a crappy start to the day.
askye - Jun 26, 2012 6:29:39 am PDT #11223 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
I got a call this morning from Mom. My nephew, E wanted to ask me if I gave him Chutes and Ladders (they've been playing it recently). I told him yes, I gave it to him for Christmas and he said thank you.
Then Mom told me about how they played train and E was the conductor and they went to Burlington to pick me up. And E went to go get me and Mom made room for me to sit and E said "Nina this is Pretend Lala!" (he calls me Lala)
She's got him signed up for this cool series of nature classes - pollination, bats, birds, animal tracks, insects and something else. The classes are technically for 4-7 year olds, but Mom just said he's 4.
tommyrot - Jun 26, 2012 6:30:09 am PDT #11224 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My shrink also upped my Trazodone dosage. So last night I slept very well but today my brain is sluggish. I have some HTML/Javascript that is confusing me.
Jesse - Jun 26, 2012 6:30:32 am PDT #11225 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I wish I could go sleep in an empty office! Actually, I have had worse ideas.... Put a meeting on the calendar and no one would even wonder.
Tom Scola - Jun 26, 2012 6:35:29 am PDT #11226 of 30001
hwæt
I bought the most hyperallergenic baby sunblock I could find this weekend, I tested it on a small patch of my skin, and after 24 hours of not having a reaction, I put it on my face and went out.
Now today, two days later, I’m having a reaction, and my face is redder than it would have been had I gone out sans sunblock. At least the Allegra has kicked in, and it’s not itchy any more.
tommyrot - Jun 26, 2012 6:36:19 am PDT #11227 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jun 26, 2012 6:44:12 am PDT #11228 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yikes, Tom. This is why I don't believe in sunscreen! Not really.
I did enjoy the penguins in sweaters and askye's cutie-pants nephew, FTR.
msbelle - Jun 26, 2012 6:44:24 am PDT #11229 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
While my child sleeps, I am imagining scenarios for lunch that include me having all of the desserts possible from Central Market next door; Dairy Queen; Sonic; Marble Salb Ice Cream. Of course any of those would greatly upset him and therfore send my day into more mayhem, so I am just imagining and I will eat whatever frozen dinner I have in the kitchen.