My house guest is absolutely convinced that Cayenne is half coyote. It never even occurred to me that this could be the case. Do coyotes steal socks and bury them in gardens?
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
javachik - Jun 21, 2012 11:27:36 am PDT #10678 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2012 11:42:33 am PDT #10679 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The delivery guy I have a crush on has four kids. In the deeply romantic scenario I have made up for us, it's a good thing because then he won't be sad if I don't have any with him. Also, he seems to have learned my name.
I swear I'm actually a 13 year old, most of the time.
msbelle - Jun 21, 2012 11:51:31 am PDT #10680 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Oh I love having a crush on someone. I miss it actually. I thought for a second there was a crush prospect in my building at work, but no. I do have semi-crushes on 2 people who work for us, but in different states. I will probably only see them once a year, so kinda lame for a crush.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2012 11:53:08 am PDT #10681 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
God, when I was in college I almost always had a crush on someone. Now my last crush was about five years ago.
I've never had a crush turn into anything, though.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2012 11:54:57 am PDT #10682 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn, I was in a good mood yesterday, but a pissy mood today. Actually, my moods have been all over the place over the last week.
Next Monday is my appointment with my shrink. I added a dentist appointment about two hours before, just for fun.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2012 11:59:13 am PDT #10683 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh I love having a crush on someone.
Me too. He looks just like Hardison on Leverage, but is apparently the guy on lab all the girlies go "awwww, so fine" over. And I feel like, NO! HE IS MY TERRIBLE CRUSH, BITCHES!
Atropa - Jun 21, 2012 12:05:04 pm PDT #10684 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
So I'm still thinking of a Night Circus birthday party with Fred Steak, zebra pasta, caramel corn, chocolate mice and a big giant black and white cake with raspberry filling.
If you do this, please take photos so I can live vicariously through them.
Amy - Jun 21, 2012 12:07:25 pm PDT #10685 of 30001
Because books.
What's Fred Steak?
My biggest crush right now is Cat Deeley, but that probably doesn't count.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 12:14:53 pm PDT #10686 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I haven't had a good proper crush in forever--like, since I stopped hanging out with comedians.
Probably for the best.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2012 12:18:02 pm PDT #10687 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You can have a crush on my Hardison delivery guy, too. I'd post a pic, but then he could tell I was stalking through referrer logs, and then that would be humiliating.