The delivery guy I have a crush on has four kids. In the deeply romantic scenario I have made up for us, it's a good thing because then he won't be sad if I don't have any with him. Also, he seems to have learned my name.
I swear I'm actually a 13 year old, most of the time.
Oh I love having a crush on someone. I miss it actually. I thought for a second there was a crush prospect in my building at work, but no. I do have semi-crushes on 2 people who work for us, but in different states. I will probably only see them once a year, so kinda lame for a crush.
God, when I was in college I almost always had a crush on someone. Now my last crush was about five years ago.
I've never had a crush turn into anything, though.
Damn, I was in a good mood yesterday, but a pissy mood today. Actually, my moods have been all over the place over the last week.
Next Monday is my appointment with my shrink. I added a dentist appointment about two hours before, just for fun.
Oh I love having a crush on someone.
Me too. He looks just like Hardison on Leverage, but is apparently the guy on lab all the girlies go "awwww, so fine" over. And I feel like, NO! HE IS MY TERRIBLE CRUSH, BITCHES!
So I'm still thinking of a Night Circus birthday party with Fred Steak, zebra pasta, caramel corn, chocolate mice and a big giant black and white cake with raspberry filling.
If you do this, please take photos so I can live vicariously through them.
What's Fred Steak?
My biggest crush right now is Cat Deeley, but that probably doesn't count.
I haven't had a good proper crush in forever--like, since I stopped hanging out with comedians.
Probably for the best.
You can have a crush on my Hardison delivery guy, too. I'd post a pic, but then he could tell I was stalking through referrer logs, and then that would be humiliating.
He has his picture up on his website?
This is a really creepy support queue meeting. People are not volunteering for development tasks, so there are more big gaps of silence, but this time our manager is on the call.
They're still not talking though, and I got asked to volunteer someone for stuff.
Uh, I have no idea and I don't manage anyone?
This week is totally Bizarro World at ita !'s work.