So I just listened to Amber Benson read about blowjobs, ejaculation, semen, and "pussy blood." It was hilarious.
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2012 8:02:02 pm PDT #1062 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
aurelia - Apr 14, 2012 8:41:12 pm PDT #1063 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I just finished reconciling 9 months of bank statements. Oddly not hilarious.
meara - Apr 14, 2012 9:04:28 pm PDT #1064 of 30001
I just paid some bills and realized my one credit card bill is due on Monday, and therefore will be a day late. Crap. Must call them tomorrow and beg. Argh. And this is of course the one month that I actually put something semi-large on that credit card--usually it's just my iTunes and Kindle purchases, so it's normally less than $100. Oops.
Went dancing. Had a decent time. More dancing tomorrow. May fall over dead sleepy.
Liese S. - Apr 14, 2012 9:07:53 pm PDT #1065 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Whoot! Back from the game. Much fun.
To my far left: four guys in Winnipeg Jets Dustin Byfuglien jerseys (my favorite player who was traded away, woes), then a dad taking his son to his first NHL game ("Dad, this is so much better than watching on tv!" this, before even any players came out.) To my right, two women who flew in from Chicago.
Cass - Apr 14, 2012 10:19:35 pm PDT #1066 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
So nice to know I've got a couple of cats who derive comfort from each other.
I wish I had this. After having Puppycat for a dozen ears, I occasionally will mention to she and Kittenish that they are nearly touching each other having curled up near me. Not that they've ever touched kindly. Oh well. But kitty piles and grooming are both sweet and good for the cats in question.
billytea - Apr 14, 2012 10:19:56 pm PDT #1067 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So I just listened to Amber Benson read about blowjobs, ejaculation, semen, and "pussy blood." It was hilarious.
Let me guess. She clicked on ita's links.
Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2012 10:43:28 pm PDT #1068 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
HA!
sarameg - Apr 15, 2012 2:41:01 am PDT #1069 of 30001
Loki's technique of nipping at any exposed flesh and pulling is effective at getting me up. I watched him in the mirror and every time, he looked over at me to check for a reaction even when I refused to flinch. Little asshole!
le nubian - Apr 15, 2012 3:58:25 am PDT #1070 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Meara, can you call the bank and see if you can pay over the phone or through the Internet?
Jesse - Apr 15, 2012 4:05:07 am PDT #1071 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's going to be so hot here tomorrow, they are trying to get people to drop out of the marathon! Bananas.