So I just listened to Amber Benson read about blowjobs, ejaculation, semen, and "pussy blood." It was hilarious.
Let me guess. She clicked on ita's links.
So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Apr 14, 2012 10:19:56 pm PDT #1067 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2012 10:43:28 pm PDT #1068 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
HA!
sarameg - Apr 15, 2012 2:41:01 am PDT #1069 of 30001
Loki's technique of nipping at any exposed flesh and pulling is effective at getting me up. I watched him in the mirror and every time, he looked over at me to check for a reaction even when I refused to flinch. Little asshole!
le nubian - Apr 15, 2012 3:58:25 am PDT #1070 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Meara, can you call the bank and see if you can pay over the phone or through the Internet?
Jesse - Apr 15, 2012 4:05:07 am PDT #1071 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's going to be so hot here tomorrow, they are trying to get people to drop out of the marathon! Bananas.
Jesse - Apr 15, 2012 4:17:59 am PDT #1072 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, I don't feel like doing anything. But my plan for the day is: make cupcakes, go to movies, make dinner, go eat it with my grandmother. I want to do all of those things! But more than I want to just sit here? Unclear.
SuziQ - Apr 15, 2012 4:58:29 am PDT #1073 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I woke up to snow. wtf?
Jesse - Apr 15, 2012 5:15:20 am PDT #1074 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
WTF is right!
Cupcakes are in the oven.
Calli - Apr 15, 2012 5:21:17 am PDT #1075 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I woke up with hardly anything hurting. I didn't know how rare that was until it happened. Anyway, my new massage therapist is a wonder, and I'm thinking of setting up a shrine to her hands.
Burrell - Apr 15, 2012 5:23:26 am PDT #1076 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Any day that starts with cupcakes can't be too bad Jesse. Whereas my day has begun with fighting with my son over waking me up early, and then on to grading. My day? Going to suck.