Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Jun 17, 2012 10:29:12 am PDT #10101 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Hooray for Nurse McQuietpants.

Happy birthday, Cass!

Happy Father's Day!

I've been a lazy slug so far today, but I do have to go strike a show at 5pm. I'm betting the AC will be off and the ceiling fans on. It's always fun climbing ladders with blades spinning near your head.


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2012 10:34:05 am PDT #10102 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a question for D&D people. Are the race height differences really as small as this: [link] (NSFW) and this: [link] (NSFW)? Nobody's very tall.


billytea - Jun 17, 2012 10:42:20 am PDT #10103 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have a question for D&D people. Are the race height differences really as small as this: [link] (NSFW) and this: [link] (NSFW)? Nobody's very tall.

Looks about right. I'd have added a couple of inches or so to the humans and half-orcs (maybe one inch to the half-elves), but the heights are all pretty much within specified ranges.


le nubian - Jun 17, 2012 10:56:53 am PDT #10104 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Sophia,

I once had this weird rash on my chest. I went to a dermatologist who gave me some medication and told me it was a virus!

WTF.

What?

I was completely irritated and fascinated.


aurelia - Jun 17, 2012 11:02:58 am PDT #10105 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Rodney King died. [link]


Burrell - Jun 17, 2012 11:08:53 am PDT #10106 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday Cass!

Happy Father's Day to all the Buffista dads and daddy figures!


JenP - Jun 17, 2012 11:16:24 am PDT #10107 of 30001

Happy Birthday, Cass! Cupcakes for the win.

Happy Father's Day, dads!

I would like to state for the record and so that no one in charge of the weather thinks I'm taking it for granted -- the weather here for the past week has been perfect. Middle of June, and comfortably warm to pleasantly cool outside for the last week. So freaking awesome. I am appreciating every minute of it, weather gods. Thank you. Please continue.


billytea - Jun 17, 2012 11:18:53 am PDT #10108 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy Father's Day to all the Buffista dads and daddy figures!

Almost all; in Australia we celebrate Father's Day in September. (I did spend Sunday in fatherly duties, though, tending to a vomiting little boy at 5 a.m. the one night, and a slightly feverish little boy at 3 a.m. the next.)


§ ita § - Jun 17, 2012 11:32:48 am PDT #10109 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd have added a couple of inches or so to the humans

Are D&D humans taller than average Western humans?

Oh, and I have another question which isn't D&D, it's hentai. I'm trying to work out what's going on in this [link] -- there are three people in the pic, right? That's an abdomen in the bottom right of the picture. What's in the girl on the right's mouth? Whose breast is the one on the left? The left boob of the chick on the left?

Unrelated to the hentai, so...Bunheads. I'm happy that the lead is comparatively plain. She's tall and thin, sure, but not in the typical Hollywood way. Even though she's reacted like she's pretty, it's real life pretty. I'm sure she hasn't had her pick of TV or film roles. Sure, it's ABC Family not ABC proper, but still. She has relatively few TV credits. Her longest onscreen stint before Bunheads is the Conchords. I remember the point at which my standup friends would go "Oh, okay, I guess I'm auditioning for the wacky neighbour, then." And they were guys. I can't imagine what it must be like for a pretty woman who's not "right" pretty.

And, to drive that home, there was a "Salma Hayek looking like a 'wreck'" ad during it.


bon bon - Jun 17, 2012 11:38:46 am PDT #10110 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm sure she hasn't had her pick of TV or film roles. Sure, it's ABC Family not ABC proper, but still. She has relatively few TV credits. Her longest onscreen stint before Bunheads is the Conchords. I remember the point at which my standup friends would go "Oh, okay, I guess I'm auditioning for the wacky neighbour, then." And they were guys. I can't imagine what it must be like for a pretty woman who's not "right" pretty.

I think you might have missed the whole Tony-award winning part of her bio? I don't think she's lacked for offers.