Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2011: Maybe the even years are better  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. 2011? Room for improvement. Srsly.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2011 10:34:49 am PST #95 of 408
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Also, someone left an $85 bottle of wine on my desk. Um, for me, not left by accident

Oh, the private sector. I can't even say I miss it, because we did so much public-sector work that nobody had any cash to throw around for fancy holiday gifts.

OTOH, my sister, also in the public sector, spends hundreds of dollars every Christmas buying presents for her direct reports. Every workplace is different, I guess.


meara - Dec 20, 2011 10:41:06 am PST #96 of 408

I have totally been working in the wrong private sectors, dudes. Though I am currently wrapped up in a blanket with my name and the company logo on it, which I got a couple years ago for Christmas. This year I got a card from one manager. In years past, I think I may have gotten some candy? And usually there was a Yankee Swap type exchange.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2011 10:45:40 am PST #97 of 408
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I got a $10 gift card to a lunch place across the street, and my boss just gave me a little package of madeleines. To be fair, he doesn't make that much, and he's got over a dozen people reporting to him, so it's not like I expect much.


lisah - Dec 20, 2011 10:48:35 am PST #98 of 408
Punishingly Intricate

For my first couple of years at my company (when there were about 10 of us) I got a sweet xmas time bonus. Now it's all a formalized annual process. I still feel very lucky to have the potential to get a bonus but it doesn't feel as much like a present.


Polter-Cow - Dec 20, 2011 11:10:29 am PST #99 of 408
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Also, someone left an $85 bottle of wine on my desk.

My boss just dropped off some champagne for me. "Here is your champagne for re-gifting," she joked.

But I just got my Christmas present from my brother, and it's Quarriors! So, awesome.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2011 11:24:00 am PST #100 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've been in the private sector for a while and not having wine like that dropped on me.

Can you trade it in for four $20 bottles? I can tell terrible wine from good wine, but the different between good wine and really, really good wine is lost on me. In whiskey, I can tell.

This is me, but OTOH I can buy the 4 cheaper bottles myself. I'm highly unlikely to buy the pricier stuff, so yay for someone else doing it. (Though real life, $20 bottles are special occasion themselves. Day-to-day wine is more in the $9-14 range. Assuming it's not in a box.)


brenda m - Dec 20, 2011 3:52:02 pm PST #101 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

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My house is a lot more x-massy than it was this morning. I am trying to hold off on ripping things open for a few days but I may not make it. Even Darby has a package!


smonster - Dec 20, 2011 4:43:51 pm PST #102 of 408
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My package is going to be late, sadly. I have a couple more NOLA goodies that I want to procure that I think are worth the wait. Curse my ambition in trying to not be a slacker.


msbelle - Dec 20, 2011 4:51:24 pm PST #103 of 408
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

send two packages. really. who doesn't like getting mail...twice.


askye - Dec 20, 2011 4:57:43 pm PST #104 of 408
Thrive to spite them

My stuff is almost ready, I'm going to send out a card, but the package will be after Xmas.

Mom and Dad have been sending my presents and we're going to skype for Xmas. I opened one box from Mom b/c I needed it to send presents and she sent my stocking! Filled with stuff!

And this reminds me I need to get a stocking and stuff it for Will.