Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2011: Maybe the even years are better  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. 2011? Room for improvement. Srsly.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2011 5:09:10 pm PST #105 of 408
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have been going around scamming the Godiva chocolates from the offshore consulting company off of everyone and handing them out like I'm Santa Claus. I have one more guy to get them from.

So far, only the data centre vendor has given me anything. Chocolate covered cherries, though. Should be good.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 20, 2011 5:14:28 pm PST #106 of 408
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I did not get a bonus or gift, but we did get two weeks off for the holiday. I am OK with that!


dcp - Dec 20, 2011 5:19:28 pm PST #107 of 408
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

My cousin in SF sent me Tcho chocolates for Christmas. I'd never heard of them. Dark chocolate, four flavors -- chocolatey, nutty, fruity, and citrus. They came with instructions, wtf? One is supposed to eat savor them in order. Again, wtf?

I like chocolate. I like dark chocolate even more. I do not like any of the Tcho chocolates.

I'm going to take them in to work tomorrow, see if anyone likes any of them.

They did come in a nice box, though. I'll keep that, anyway.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2011 5:30:34 pm PST #108 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, I know those! I love the fruity one. But I've never really done the tasting in order thing.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2011 5:44:28 pm PST #109 of 408
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I do not like any of the Tcho chocolates.

I think their chocolates are kind of an acquired taste. OTOH, their hot chocolate (which you can get from their factory tasting room in SF) is amazing.


Amy - Dec 20, 2011 5:56:58 pm PST #110 of 408
Because books.

I don't want instructions with my food! Especially chocolate. It should just be EAT and NOM.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2011 6:53:58 pm PST #111 of 408
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to take you to the "blind" eating in LA, Amy.. Something that's too complicated for, you know, food. Or molecular gastronomy. We got lots of it here.


Amy - Dec 20, 2011 6:54:42 pm PST #112 of 408
Because books.

Blind eating? That sounds frightening.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2011 7:27:08 pm PST #113 of 408
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nah, don't be afraid of the dark.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2011 3:06:11 am PST #114 of 408
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eating in the dark (I actually did it blindfolded, because it was a special event) is fascinating.