No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2011: Maybe the even years are better  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. 2011? Room for improvement. Srsly.


meara - Dec 20, 2011 10:41:06 am PST #96 of 408

I have totally been working in the wrong private sectors, dudes. Though I am currently wrapped up in a blanket with my name and the company logo on it, which I got a couple years ago for Christmas. This year I got a card from one manager. In years past, I think I may have gotten some candy? And usually there was a Yankee Swap type exchange.


Consuela - Dec 20, 2011 10:45:40 am PST #97 of 408
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I got a $10 gift card to a lunch place across the street, and my boss just gave me a little package of madeleines. To be fair, he doesn't make that much, and he's got over a dozen people reporting to him, so it's not like I expect much.


lisah - Dec 20, 2011 10:48:35 am PST #98 of 408
Punishingly Intricate

For my first couple of years at my company (when there were about 10 of us) I got a sweet xmas time bonus. Now it's all a formalized annual process. I still feel very lucky to have the potential to get a bonus but it doesn't feel as much like a present.


Polter-Cow - Dec 20, 2011 11:10:29 am PST #99 of 408
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Also, someone left an $85 bottle of wine on my desk.

My boss just dropped off some champagne for me. "Here is your champagne for re-gifting," she joked.

But I just got my Christmas present from my brother, and it's Quarriors! So, awesome.


brenda m - Dec 20, 2011 11:24:00 am PST #100 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've been in the private sector for a while and not having wine like that dropped on me.

Can you trade it in for four $20 bottles? I can tell terrible wine from good wine, but the different between good wine and really, really good wine is lost on me. In whiskey, I can tell.

This is me, but OTOH I can buy the 4 cheaper bottles myself. I'm highly unlikely to buy the pricier stuff, so yay for someone else doing it. (Though real life, $20 bottles are special occasion themselves. Day-to-day wine is more in the $9-14 range. Assuming it's not in a box.)


brenda m - Dec 20, 2011 3:52:02 pm PST #101 of 408
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

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My house is a lot more x-massy than it was this morning. I am trying to hold off on ripping things open for a few days but I may not make it. Even Darby has a package!


smonster - Dec 20, 2011 4:43:51 pm PST #102 of 408
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

My package is going to be late, sadly. I have a couple more NOLA goodies that I want to procure that I think are worth the wait. Curse my ambition in trying to not be a slacker.


msbelle - Dec 20, 2011 4:51:24 pm PST #103 of 408
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

send two packages. really. who doesn't like getting mail...twice.


askye - Dec 20, 2011 4:57:43 pm PST #104 of 408
Thrive to spite them

My stuff is almost ready, I'm going to send out a card, but the package will be after Xmas.

Mom and Dad have been sending my presents and we're going to skype for Xmas. I opened one box from Mom b/c I needed it to send presents and she sent my stocking! Filled with stuff!

And this reminds me I need to get a stocking and stuff it for Will.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2011 5:09:10 pm PST #105 of 408
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have been going around scamming the Godiva chocolates from the offshore consulting company off of everyone and handing them out like I'm Santa Claus. I have one more guy to get them from.

So far, only the data centre vendor has given me anything. Chocolate covered cherries, though. Should be good.