Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Nov 15, 2011 2:08:15 pm PST #6902 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We have sit-down meetings about things like toner, which I can totally handle looking in the closet to see if there is toner, you know?

OMG how can you be so calm and reasonable about toner?!?! What if you fucking ran out? Huh?! No printing, that's what! Then you'd be in a world of trouble. You better get your toner priorities straight, lady! You have to get on top of this toner issue immediately with actionable dates.


le nubian - Nov 15, 2011 2:13:19 pm PST #6903 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Allyson: plural is what I would recommend.

I guarantee that the people who think it should be plural and see it as not will be more enraged than people who think it should be singular.


le nubian - Nov 15, 2011 2:13:50 pm PST #6904 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Meetings about toner sounds like Office Space for realz.


Jesse - Nov 15, 2011 2:14:26 pm PST #6905 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh my, flea.


Liese S. - Nov 15, 2011 2:15:44 pm PST #6906 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I would say "the data are," but I'm pedantic.

Huh. I need to order some toner. I would have already done this, if I had had a sit-down with my boss. Oh, wait, I am my boss.

OK, I have ONE MORE TASK on my onerous big important report. Only, it's one task that relates to a) a major donor and b) my board treasurer and c) the owner of a cpa firm. So, like, I probably should have done it before the day of the deadline of the report. I think I'm good with what I've done, but I want affirmation.

Why don't people give me grades anymore? I could study for those, and if I did badly, work to improve! Job performance, not so much.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2011 2:19:07 pm PST #6907 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I went w/Strunk and White, which goes with plural.


Zenkitty - Nov 15, 2011 2:22:59 pm PST #6908 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You have to get on top of this toner issue immediately with actionable dates.

Oh god, I just hyperventilated reading that.

Hi, Buffistas. I've been lurky.

I've had engineers insist that data is singular. As in "this batch of data here". I've come to the point where I just don't give a damn anymore. My boss tells me to give them whatever makes them happy, and so I do.


Strix - Nov 15, 2011 2:34:00 pm PST #6909 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

See, I know that datum is technically the singular for data, but in that sentence, if you used a pronoun, you would use "it" (you would not refer to data as "they"), as in "It is augmented," and the sentence would be correct.

"Has the data been augmented?"

"Yes, it has" is correct; "Yes, they have" is not?

Right? Or do I have to give up my life as a proofreader?!

English is so weird. Stupid contradictions.


brenda m - Nov 15, 2011 2:38:15 pm PST #6910 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've had engineers insist that data is singular. As in "this batch of data here".

Well, in that case it's the batch that's singular.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2011 2:43:11 pm PST #6911 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm glad there's a data plural/singular argument. I felt really dumb asking.