Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Nov 04, 2011 1:00:36 pm PDT #4767 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Congrats brenda!


§ ita § - Nov 04, 2011 1:00:46 pm PDT #4768 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, man, I just embarrassed myself thoroughly. Something one of the developers said made me launch into telling the story of Goldilocks, WITH VOICES, and then...I completely forgot how it ended. And the two American-raised people in the area couldn't help me either. So I feel less bad, but the guy I was talking to stormed off and wouldn't finish the discussion.


amych - Nov 04, 2011 1:03:13 pm PDT #4769 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Huh. I don't know either -- now that I think of it, all I can remember is a lot of "too THIS" and "too THAT" and "JUST RIGHT" and then the bears come home and chaos and happily ever after. It's like the underwear gnomes snuck in between chaos and happily.


Jesse - Nov 04, 2011 1:05:35 pm PDT #4770 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed! And there she is!"

And then the bears eat Goldilocks?


-t - Nov 04, 2011 1:06:25 pm PDT #4771 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

She runs into the woods and is never seen again. It's not a memorable ending.


amych - Nov 04, 2011 1:07:47 pm PDT #4772 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wow. Well, it's a story with one hell of a middle half, anyway.


Polter-Cow - Nov 04, 2011 1:08:59 pm PDT #4773 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, you'd think the middle would be too long or too short, but it's just right.


-t - Nov 04, 2011 1:11:50 pm PDT #4774 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Or maybe she is never seen again by the bears because she just goes home. It's unclear.


SailAweigh - Nov 04, 2011 1:17:16 pm PDT #4775 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I think the baby bear chased her down to brush her with a toothbrush. That's what tumblr tells me everyone does with their cute pets, right?

Congratulations, brenda!! Awesome news is awesome!


Atropa - Nov 04, 2011 1:19:15 pm PDT #4776 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I've just been invited to "Ancient Mayan Secrets for Reclaiming the Modern Feminine".

You should go and find out if the secret is ritual sacrifice! And if it isn't, tell them they're doing it wrong!